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If my 16 year old was an athletic 6'7", 315 lbs, I'd........
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:12 pm
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Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:12 pm to LAD
quote:
If my 16 year old was an athletic 6'7", 315 lbs, I'd........
Wonder who his real father is?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:12 pm to LAD
Divorce my cheating whore of a wife.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:13 pm to LAD
Hope he does well in school and likes to hunt and fish
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:14 pm to LAD
Think that's a big ole girl.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:21 pm to Box Geauxrilla
Have him commit early to LSU then flip to Bama on signing day.....
Just kidding, I would hope he was a confident young man, who served others and pursued his goals aggressively. I would discourage him from being a jockey.
Just kidding, I would hope he was a confident young man, who served others and pursued his goals aggressively. I would discourage him from being a jockey.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:22 pm to LAD
son if my son was that size I'd be making sure he develops some ball skills and shooting touch and I'd put him on the basketball court. Im not trying to pay tuition for him you dig?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:23 pm to burdman
quote:Thread should have been locked after this savage first response to honor the post.
Wonder who his real father is?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:23 pm to BatonrougeCajun
Make him the best damn Tackle you've ever seen
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:28 pm to LAD
Make him a center
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:32 pm to LAD
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:36 pm to MegaTiger3
True confession:
I intentionally phrased the post just to see the different directions folks would take it. Would they automatically assume it was a boy (ha)? Would the normal size responders question their spouses fidelity? Would folks assume basketball power forward vs. potential left tackle in football? Would it be an "I hope they just grow up with their head on straight" as opposed to a ticket to money for the family?
Congratulations- we got just about all these in just the first few responses!
I intentionally phrased the post just to see the different directions folks would take it. Would they automatically assume it was a boy (ha)? Would the normal size responders question their spouses fidelity? Would folks assume basketball power forward vs. potential left tackle in football? Would it be an "I hope they just grow up with their head on straight" as opposed to a ticket to money for the family?
Congratulations- we got just about all these in just the first few responses!
This post was edited on 12/16/16 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:38 pm to LAD
Make sure to reinforce my deer stand
Posted on 12/16/16 at 4:46 pm to LAD
PIIHB 
Posted on 12/16/16 at 5:02 pm to LAD
If my 16 year old was an athletic 6'7", 315 lbs, I'd........
Probably have to give him a history lesson to explain why Ole Miss is the only team handing him bags of cash.
Probably have to give him a history lesson to explain why Ole Miss is the only team handing him bags of cash.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 5:32 pm to LAD
Put him out in the the stud farm?
Posted on 12/16/16 at 7:20 pm to Stuckinthe90s
Put him on a diet. I would know if he is going to grow more. they can tell now, by looking at the ends of bones.
I would make damn sure he gets into a decent engineering school. no matter how good he is at his sport(s), injuries happen, and carrying 315 at age 16 is a lot for the body.
Since he's my son in this story, he's going to score high on the SAT/ACT and he can do every math problem they throw at him. His command of the English language is sufficient to converse with people at all levels of society.
I think I would buy him Rick Barry's free throw video. a man child that size will get to shoot a lot of free throws. He's going to be 6 10 or better.
I would make damn sure he gets into a decent engineering school. no matter how good he is at his sport(s), injuries happen, and carrying 315 at age 16 is a lot for the body.
Since he's my son in this story, he's going to score high on the SAT/ACT and he can do every math problem they throw at him. His command of the English language is sufficient to converse with people at all levels of society.
I think I would buy him Rick Barry's free throw video. a man child that size will get to shoot a lot of free throws. He's going to be 6 10 or better.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:01 pm to LAD
think it was normal for my family. At 6'3", 250lbs when compared to some of my uncles and male cousins I'm the runt of the family.
Posted on 12/16/16 at 9:04 pm to LAD
LOL transgender football player?
Posted on 12/17/16 at 5:38 am to LAD
Have him post cool stuff like this on tigersroppings.
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