Hog Meltdowns

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First quarter: Good BBQ and awesome beer. Rest of game: Anal with no lube.

Glad Im sober. A hangover on top of all this might be too much.

We're still Arkansas. Maybe we'll be more than that one day before I die.

LSU butchered us worse than NAFTA

That's right Bobby, get mad. Don't worry about getting a defense

Walmart ain't gotta nuff Natty Light to make this go away

You can't erase seeing something like this. Like trying to erase those Napalm victims in Vietnam

Nice of LSU to invite us down for Thanksgiving leftovers. Wish they'd have told us we were the main course

Biggest game for Arkansas since 1969 and we come out looking like Houston Nutt came back

It's like we decided to play the second half like it was Danny Ford Night.

Fact: Not a single one of these pussies would start on this LSU defense

Only 54 and 1/2 yards separate these two teams. Might as well be 54 and 1/2 solar systems

There is no D in Bobby Petrino or Willy Robinson. Just sayin'

Second half was like Space Age versus Stone Age

Remember Fatass in Shawshank. That's us

Handjob of God wasn't as embarrassing as this

All that was missing was Madre Hill blowing out his knee

I just hope to god we don't go to that shitty arse bowl in Orlando in that shitty arse stadium.

frick all you negative cocksuckers in your vagina-shaped assholes. We're 10-2 with our 2 losses to #1 teams on the road. This, with our #1 tailback out all year. frick you in your womanly genitals.

This is what will happen to Sandusky in about 10 months.

Oh, and frick YOU Les Miles. "Just deciding when to take a knee". frick. You. That porkulaknobber can choke on a rotten vagina and drown in a pool of Russellville Porta-Potty shite.

Hey, in case you didn't notice, we were up 14-0. The we shite a giant dead fetus onto a bunson burner. LSU is fricking strong. They gave it to us with a Saw III bladed dildo.

Obviously that kick to head you got from Jordan Jefferson didn't knock any sense into you.

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