Funniest moment you ever whitnessed in Tiger Stadium?

Same season with the streaker.

Or you could count the time I passed out in the student section bathroom toilet during the 03 UGA game. Little too much whiskey I guess.

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I was there! That was my freshman year. I bought season tickets, then lost them before the first game. I had no problem getting a free ticket to EVERY home game that year. Nobody knew we would be as good as we were.

The mooner at the Bama game in 2000. By the time i caught my breath from laughin my arse off i even forgot who had the ball. Thank God for Jumbotrons!

I heard that kid got booted from grad school.

the lady from the tennessee game who kept talking shite throughout and was then left in tears by the outcome

Oh, boy. Here we go...

1. Sometime in the mid-80's, in the student section, I was sitting with a friend who was drunker than drunk. The frat a-holes and bowheads in front of us wouldn't stop teasing him about nodding off. Finally, my friend projectile vomited all over the backs of their heads. Obviously, they were not pleased, and they kept making noise about maybe wanting to fight, until my drunk friend finally said, "Shut up. You've got chunks in your hair." Strangely enough, that shut them up.

2. Florida State, '82, Orange Game. After every LSU touchdown (and we scored around 20 TD's that night), oranges rained out of the student section onto the field. At the end of the game, a bunch of students rushed onto the field and started throwing the whole game's worth of oranges back up into the student section. As they were throwing oranges into the stands from the endzone, rent-a-cop security guys began grabbing some of the students on the field and roughing them up pretty badly. I was standing at the lower crosswalk, about 1/3 up from the field to the top. I grabbed a HUGE navel orange and fired a perfect fastball strike, hitting one particular assholish rent-a-cop square in the chest. It put the guy flat on his arse, and drew a big cheer from the other students.

3. Mid-80's, Texas aTm. Instead of sitting in the student section, I was in the south endzone so I could watch the game with my grand dad. There was one particular drunk old guy who kept yelling over and over, "Harvey Williams my man. My main man Harvey." Over and over, he kept yelling the same thing. When the game got to the second half, the guy's chant changed to "12th man got AIDS, 12th man got AIDS". Once again, he just kept yelling that over and over. Finally, some woman got up from her seat a few rows in front of the guy. She marches up to the guy and starts scolding him, "You wouldn't think that was so funny if you actually knew someone who was suffering and dying from that terrible disease." The guy just looked at her for a minute, then he leaned up into her face and screamed, "12th man got AIDS, 12th man got AIDS." The woman slowly turned around and walked back to her seat with a shell-shocked look on her face. Our whole section was pissing themselves laughing.

Tiger Stadium is truly the place where weirdness goes to thrive. It has a loooong history of that.

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She marches up to the guy and starts scolding him, "You wouldn't think that was so funny if you actually knew someone who was suffering and dying from that terrible disease." The guy just looked at her for a minute, then he leaned up into her face and screamed, "12th man got AIDS, 12th man got AIDS."

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Haha, I've heard that one.

I brought a good friend of mine to a game a few years ago who had never attended an LSU game. We tailgated all day and he lost big time in some drinking game we were playing (he was drinking Crown while everyone else was drinking beer).

When we got to the game, we walked up the ramp into the stadium and instead of turning and walking up the steps, he went straight and tumbled all the way to the field. Head over heels down the steps. When he got to the bottom, with a lit cigeritte in his hand, the guy in the first row just looked at him and said "you can't smoke in here".

At the end of the 1st quarter, he went down in the concourse area about to smoke and never came back. I found out the next day that Campus Police called his wife and told her pick him up or they were gonna lock him up.

She still won't let him go to another game with me.