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Clemson fan delusion ... Exhibit A

Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:00 pm
From tigernet.

quote:

The year is 2029....Its opening day at Death Valley, and the stadium is filled to its 126,843 capacity. All in orange. All waving orange flags. They cheer for their Tigers, celebrating the back to back national championships, and 4 out of the last 8 national championships. They are a dynasty. The media speculates "is this the greatest team ever?" Clemson, synonomous with "college football", is the envy of every other program in America. The Four Horseman, Cherone Peak, Martravias Bryant, Mike Bellamy and of course Sammy Watkins, are in attendance. Dabo has always credited them with being the Spark that turned around Clemsona€™s fortune. Though Clemson never actually won a national title while they were there, the 3 ACC championships they won put Clemson squarely back in the mix for the national title hunt from their perch on top of the ACC. Watkins, being Clemson's first Heisman Trophy winner and first #1 pick was greeted with roar, many still wearing his retired #1 jersey. Bellamy, a two-time NFL MVP and first ballot Hall of Famer raised his hand to the crowd, and nearly blinded all from the shine of his 4 super bowl rings. Peake and Bryant recently retired from the NFL as annual pro-bowlers and defining Clemson's new reputation as "Wide Reciever U". Just beside the four horseman, are three former Tiger walk-ons: Will Swinney, Drew Swinney, and Clay Swinney. Will is now an assistant coach at Alabama. Drew, a successful attorney in Atlanta. And Clay, who defied the odds and is now a starting wide receiver for the Tennessee Titans. They stand there, in awe. Tears flowing from their face as they think back to all the practices, hours in the weight room, and tough victories over ACC foes. They are all champions. It has all come to this. This one moment. They know this is what they worked for. They know what it feels like to achieve your dream. Then...an announcement is made, and a banner is dropped... The West Zone will be renamed...the Dabo Swinney Zone. Suddenly, 126,843 chant "Dabo! Dabo!" at the top of their lungs, and thank God that they were patient with Dabo. He asked for patience. He delivered. Originally posted by doppleganger on Tigernet
Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14661 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:02 pm to
Wait....why would we be in orange?
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78908 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:02 pm to
Would not read again but thanks for posting something about Clemson on Tiger Rant.
Posted by mtheob17
Charleston, SC
Member since Sep 2009
5330 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:03 pm to
I heard mushrooms grew quite well in SC.
Posted by PurpleAndGold86
Member since Jun 2012
11036 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:03 pm to
Why the frick are you posting Clemson shite on the Tiger Rant?

Yes we are playing them, no we don't give a shite about their fans.
Posted by monz29
Castle Pines, CO
Member since Dec 2006
918 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:13 pm to
this is just sad
Posted by Shalimar Sid
Member since Feb 2005
9244 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

celebrating the back to back national championships, and 4 out of the last 8 national championships.


Dumb and stupid.
Posted by SammyMarley
Member since Dec 2012
322 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:15 pm to
Laugh now
Posted by LSU Tiger 216
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
4026 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

quote: celebrating the back to back national championships, and 4 out of the last 8 national championships.


This is gold
Posted by DrGarth
br
Member since Jan 2012
1176 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:22 pm to
it's too damn sad to laugh. LSU, please hang 50 on these jackwads
Posted by Tmacelroy12
Houston
Member since Aug 2012
5489 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:25 pm to
Man, these people are tools
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15580 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:26 pm to
Thanks cock,
I think whoever wrote that mess should look for a job in comedy writing
Wow. 126K ? Clemson is synonymous with CFB ?
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:36 pm to
quote:

Thanks cock


You are quite welcome.
Posted by Fishwrap Monger
Atlanta, GA
Member since Nov 2012
73 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

From tigernet.


If everyone agrees, I'd be happy to start another thread here on the LSU message board about the idiocy found on the Fighting Gamecock Forum.

Sound good? I'm sure all LSU Tigers are *super-interested* to hear what the Gamecock mouth-breathers think about Clemson football!
Posted by Tmacelroy12
Houston
Member since Aug 2012
5489 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

I'm sure all LSU Tigers are *super-interested* to hear what the Gamecock mouth-breathers think about Clemson football!

I'm pretty sure he quoted your school's site. He was just posting what they had on their boards.

No need to bring S. Carolina into this
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
19441 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:27 pm to
Depressing read. Because I took the time to read that. Feel unaccomplished.
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15555 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

Wait....why would we be in orange?

Posted by SammyMarley
Member since Dec 2012
322 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:42 pm to
should mention 16 straight wins vs Gamecocks.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:55 pm to
Man those guys are fricking weird.
Posted by Foolish cock
South Cak
Member since Dec 2012
2529 posts
Posted on 12/7/12 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

(Posted on 12/7/12 at 3:42 p.m. to Sev09) should mention 16 straight wins vs Gamecocks.


Might as well...
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