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2014 LSU driveman team preview
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:26 am
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:26 am
2014 Roster preview
QB - we have two men fighting out the honors to be Tigernations head man. To the driveman they look like more marcus randalls than JAmarcus russell. If we can split the embryo on these bionic twins, then we will have a quarterback. If not, we will have a crisis that hunts us all year.
RB - Big fan of the BIG guy, Kenny Hilliard. He will team with Leonard Fournette, who was the #1 recruit in the country last season, to provide an elite 12 punch. These backs will be so good they will have to have a nickname: Biggie & Bugga or Kenny & Lenny. What does the rant think
WR - we lost a lot of Chest last year with Jarvas landry and OBJ going to the big show. Who will step up? Stantavious Leslie will STAND up
OL - POWER. The power of our football team resides on the backs of 5 men taken into battle by a new lord commander Grimes. Just by his name you get that nasty feel for a Tigerland brawl, when that next level song starts to blare at 1:30 AM and you shoulder the guy trying to pass you because you don't take no crap anymore
DL - last year, there were many men (wish death pon me) who rested on their HS laurels rather than taking the next step. We now have a group of HUNGRY tigers, not overweight, tuna eating house cats. Daniel hunter and Justin maclin will lead the pride into battle.
LB - there's one name you need to know here: DE BO JONES. By the end of the year he will be known as Motherfricka jones. PUT that in your pipe and smoke it.
DB - this finally an era of strength not seen since Tyrann mathieu bc people were hating on him . Rashard Robinson and akeem Mills had growing pains but you could tell by the end of last season they were ready to become men. Asked a drivesource earlier in camp about a player who not many people know about and he said this and I quote "Not comparing talents, but the buzz from upperclassmen at LSU about freshman S. Jamal Adams is similar to Tyrann Mathieu when he hit LSU." BUY BUY BUY on Adams
2014 schedule:
Wisconsin - Playing on turf, in the south the driveman just feels sorry for the arse whooping that the Tigers are going to unleash on these pasty corn chasers from south Canada. W
The above Applys for the next 4 games. Many people will leave at halftime, even more will bitch on the rant.
San Houston st - W
ULM - W
Miss St - Not this year inbreds W
New Mexico - W
@AUBURN - it's a known fact that it's always tricky going into Jordan O'hare stadium. However, fun fact: we beat Auburn last year and our defense will be good enough to DO it again. Offense has a breakout game, Tigers W
@FLORIDA - nope. This gator team looks as tough as a 2 dollar steak. Getting it up with a young offense b2b weeks will be unadvisable. L
Kentucky - absolute knockout W
Ole Miss - this will be payBACK for whatever the frick happened last year in their tin can stadium. W
ALABAMA - Daddys's home.....And he's been drinking and just lost his last 100 at video poker. This will again be an unfair fight as our new kids on the block offense gets put in a sleeper hold by Coach Saban. Need another year before we can be competers on that side of the ball. No shame brothers L
@ARKANSAS W
@ A&M W
LF7 runs for 400 yards to finish out the season and next year behind to take SHAPE. Another 10 win season and a hand clap for coach Miles and we play and lose to Texas in the Cotton Bowl. Bc that's where we lose OCC games
Hope everyone enjoyed the annual preview. LOOKING FORWARD to the season brothers. We expect it to be very BRIGHT
DRIVEMAN OUT
QB - we have two men fighting out the honors to be Tigernations head man. To the driveman they look like more marcus randalls than JAmarcus russell. If we can split the embryo on these bionic twins, then we will have a quarterback. If not, we will have a crisis that hunts us all year.
RB - Big fan of the BIG guy, Kenny Hilliard. He will team with Leonard Fournette, who was the #1 recruit in the country last season, to provide an elite 12 punch. These backs will be so good they will have to have a nickname: Biggie & Bugga or Kenny & Lenny. What does the rant think
WR - we lost a lot of Chest last year with Jarvas landry and OBJ going to the big show. Who will step up? Stantavious Leslie will STAND up
OL - POWER. The power of our football team resides on the backs of 5 men taken into battle by a new lord commander Grimes. Just by his name you get that nasty feel for a Tigerland brawl, when that next level song starts to blare at 1:30 AM and you shoulder the guy trying to pass you because you don't take no crap anymore
DL - last year, there were many men (wish death pon me) who rested on their HS laurels rather than taking the next step. We now have a group of HUNGRY tigers, not overweight, tuna eating house cats. Daniel hunter and Justin maclin will lead the pride into battle.
LB - there's one name you need to know here: DE BO JONES. By the end of the year he will be known as Motherfricka jones. PUT that in your pipe and smoke it.
DB - this finally an era of strength not seen since Tyrann mathieu bc people were hating on him . Rashard Robinson and akeem Mills had growing pains but you could tell by the end of last season they were ready to become men. Asked a drivesource earlier in camp about a player who not many people know about and he said this and I quote "Not comparing talents, but the buzz from upperclassmen at LSU about freshman S. Jamal Adams is similar to Tyrann Mathieu when he hit LSU." BUY BUY BUY on Adams
2014 schedule:
Wisconsin - Playing on turf, in the south the driveman just feels sorry for the arse whooping that the Tigers are going to unleash on these pasty corn chasers from south Canada. W
The above Applys for the next 4 games. Many people will leave at halftime, even more will bitch on the rant.
San Houston st - W
ULM - W
Miss St - Not this year inbreds W
New Mexico - W
@AUBURN - it's a known fact that it's always tricky going into Jordan O'hare stadium. However, fun fact: we beat Auburn last year and our defense will be good enough to DO it again. Offense has a breakout game, Tigers W
@FLORIDA - nope. This gator team looks as tough as a 2 dollar steak. Getting it up with a young offense b2b weeks will be unadvisable. L
Kentucky - absolute knockout W
Ole Miss - this will be payBACK for whatever the frick happened last year in their tin can stadium. W
ALABAMA - Daddys's home.....And he's been drinking and just lost his last 100 at video poker. This will again be an unfair fight as our new kids on the block offense gets put in a sleeper hold by Coach Saban. Need another year before we can be competers on that side of the ball. No shame brothers L
@ARKANSAS W
@ A&M W
LF7 runs for 400 yards to finish out the season and next year behind to take SHAPE. Another 10 win season and a hand clap for coach Miles and we play and lose to Texas in the Cotton Bowl. Bc that's where we lose OCC games
Hope everyone enjoyed the annual preview. LOOKING FORWARD to the season brothers. We expect it to be very BRIGHT
DRIVEMAN OUT
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:30 am to death valley driver
What does all of this mean?
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:32 am to death valley driver
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Stantavious Leslie will STAND up
:kige:
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:32 am to death valley driver
Oh look, it's you again
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:33 am to death valley driver
Dont agree with Kenny im guessing you missed a word in that sentence...He has alot to prove this year because he has been quiet the last two years...he needs to break out and become a tougher runner like his freshman year
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:33 am to death valley driver
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Rashard Robinson and akeem Mills
:kige:
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:33 am to death valley driver
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Biggie & Bugga or Kenny & Lenny. What does the rant think
What about Terry? He will probably lead the team in carries unless "Lenny" really blows up which he has the ability to do.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:36 am to death valley driver
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when that next level song starts to blare at 1:30 AM and you shoulder the guy trying to pass you because you don't take no crap anymore
Ok that was great
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Justin maclin will lead the pride into battle.
Meh
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:37 am to death valley driver
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DE BO JONES. By the end of the year he will be known as Motherfricka jones. PUT that in your pipe and smoke it.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:39 am to death valley driver
DRIVEMAN OUT
no hand clap for u.
no hand clap for u.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:40 am to death valley driver
not too bad
however we lose at Auburn...not UF.....Uf is gonna be a dumpster fire this year
Jake Driskoll is horrible....horrible
and we'll lose one more not sure whether it'll be bama or not
but i have us 10-2 as well
however we lose at Auburn...not UF.....Uf is gonna be a dumpster fire this year
Jake Driskoll is horrible....horrible
and we'll lose one more not sure whether it'll be bama or not
but i have us 10-2 as well
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:44 am to death valley driver
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Jarvas landry
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Stantavious Leslie
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Daniel hunter
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akeem Mills
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Jordan O'hare stadium
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Applys
behold, the rantard.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:45 am to death valley driver
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LF7 runs for 400 yards to finish out the season and next year behind to take SHAPE
If buga only gets 400 yards this season I may kill myself. Just maybe.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 9:49 am to death valley driver
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last year, there were many men (wish death pon me)
laughed real hard right there
Posted on 8/28/14 at 10:01 am to death valley driver
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Stantavious Leslie will STAND up
Quantavius?
Posted on 8/28/14 at 10:15 am to death valley driver
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Big fan of the BIG guy, Kenny Hilliard
He weighs 2 lbs more than LF.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 10:49 am to death valley driver
what a waste of my life reading this
Posted on 8/28/14 at 11:09 am to death valley driver
lots of DOWNVOTES
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