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re: Does this board have a private message feature?

Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Sayre
Felixville
Member since Nov 2011
5500 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:06 am to
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I would have posted earlier Sayre. I thought you knew "The Wafer" was messing with you. Classic!



It's not that I didn't know he was fricking with me. I knew good and well all those other posters weren't lying. You can tell by the tone of they're post that they're just being helpful and that he was just trolling. I wasn't born yesterday, and I've been a long term member of one message board in particular that makes this place look 'G' rated and as tame as a pet rock. You name it, I've already seen it. There's nothing I've ever run across on TD that someone else hasn't tried on other sites. Motherfrickers think they're slick, but they're not reinventing wheel. It's all been done before somewhere else.

But I didn't start this topic to be fricked with. Y'all may think it's some kinda gas, but I don't appreciate it when I'm asking a serious question. That's just the way I am, and that's why I told the cocksmoker to stay the hell out of something that doesn't concern him. He couldn't hide he was full of shite, and my patience for that kind of stuff ended a long time ago.

But then, that's what punks do. They hide behind their keyboards and frick with people they wouldn't dare mess with on the streets. Pussies hiding behind a screen. That shite was played out about a half second after the first message board ever sprang to life.
This post was edited on 10/4/15 at 10:11 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80854 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 10:58 am to
quote:

Is Bama And Beer lying?
no. I emailed the admins and they said they set the premiums to open up at 30,000 posts. So you're on track to get there in about 80 years

Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 11:05 am to
quote:

It's not that I didn't know he was fricking with me. I knew good and well all those other posters weren't lying. You can tell by the tone of they're post that they're just being helpful and that he was just trolling. I wasn't born yesterday, and I've been a long term member of one message board in particular that makes this place look 'G' rated and as tame as a pet rock. You name it, I've already seen it. There's nothing I've ever run across on TD that someone else hasn't tried on other sites. Motherfrickers think they're slick, but they're not reinventing wheel. It's all been done before somewhere else.

But I didn't start this topic to be fricked with. Y'all may think it's some kinda gas, but I don't appreciate it when I'm asking a serious question. That's just the way I am, and that's why I told the cocksmoker to stay the hell out of something that doesn't concern him. He couldn't hide he was full of shite, and my patience for that kind of stuff ended a long time ago.

But then, that's what punks do. They hide behind their keyboards and frick with people they wouldn't dare mess with on the streets. Pussies hiding behind a screen. That shite was played out about a half second after the first message board ever sprang to life.






this thread is now diamonds
Posted by Sayre
Felixville
Member since Nov 2011
5500 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Bama and Beer


quote:

no. I emailed the admins and they said they set the premiums to open up at 30,000 posts. So you're on track to get there in about 80 years


I never doubted you for a second.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58300 posts
Posted on 10/4/15 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

then, that's what punks do. They hide behind their keyboards and frick with people they wouldn't dare mess with on the streets. Pussies hiding behind a screen. That shite was played out about a half second after the first message board ever sprang to life.



Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 10/5/15 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

You don't want to get a private message here.


No you don't.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65037 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:00 am to
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Sayre


I went to high school with you.
Posted by sparkinator
Lake Claiborne
Member since Dec 2007
4455 posts
Posted on 10/6/15 at 9:33 pm to
Check your inbox, Cap.








Oh, that's right, we can't PM. Oops! Forgot

Just disregard that.

Carry on.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150502 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:35 am to
quote:

CaptainsWafer

You suck so fricking hard in this thread, in more ways than one.

I am disappoint.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:40 pm to
Hey cap, as long as you're showing folks around, is there a search feature on this site?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132173 posts
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

no. I emailed the admins and they said they set the premiums to open up at 30,000 posts. So you're on track to get there in about 80 years


Does not include posts made in IM Threads

This website is really just a publicly available database, held on a computer (server) somewhere else. There are tons of things that could be in this database that aren't visible to you.

To make this easier (since it's more familiar), let's think of an Excel spreadsheet: Picture a column for "username", "post", "board, "thread title", "replied to", "IPaddressOfPoster," "thread started (t/f)", "#postforposter." Each time you post, all this (again, an example of fields) information is filled in (though very little of it is actually publicly available).

Queries are run under particular circumstances, for instance: You can search "#postforposter" excluding "anything with GMT, LNST, or Lunch" in the title (you use regex to do this easily, but I'm not typing it up, as it's not particularly useful to the purpose of this exercise and would go entirely over your and most people's heads).

The query could be triggered to run every second, minute, hour, two hours, day, or each time a post is made (amongst others), giving a number for each poster kept in an "applied" database (if you will).

So, when you're logged in as you (assuming you have 30K posts), on the left side of the board, you get to see all of these boards + the regularly invisible Classics Board because the database says "PostsnotmadeinGMTLunchLNST>30000=True" and 'reveals' it to you.


Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80854 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:53 am to
quote:

Does not include posts made in IM Threads

This website is really just a publicly available database, held on a computer (server) somewhere else. There are tons of things that could be in this database that aren't visible to you.

To make this easier (since it's more familiar), let's think of an Excel spreadsheet: Picture a column for "username", "post", "board, "thread title", "replied to", "IPaddressOfPoster," "thread started (t/f)", "#postforposter." Each time you post, all this (again, an example of fields) information is filled in (though very little of it is actually publicly available).

Queries are run under particular circumstances, for instance: You can search "#postforposter" excluding "anything with GMT, LNST, or Lunch" in the title (you use regex to do this easily, but I'm not typing it up, as it's not particularly useful to the purpose of this exercise and would go entirely over your and most people's heads).

The query could be triggered to run every second, minute, hour, two hours, day, or each time a post is made (amongst others), giving a number for each poster kept in an "applied" database (if you will).

So, when you're logged in as you (assuming you have 30K posts), on the left side of the board, you get to see all of these boards + the regularly invisible Classics Board because the database says "PostsnotmadeinGMTLunchLNST>30000=True" and 'reveals' it to you.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Well done
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 8:47 am to
Dude, ignore these assholes. How dirty are your carpets and furniture? I bet they aren't as clean as you think. Send me your contact info and I'll come show you. I have a cleaning system that will change your life.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132173 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:53 am to
Anchors away
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