re: This board, by the numbers(Posted by Blitzed on 1/11/13 at 11:55 pm to Roaad)
So you are saying we are pussy magnets cuz that is all i see in that pic.Dude is such a pussy magnet he beats bitches with sticks and need a gun to protect himself. You may see that is a controller by his cock when in fact it is an STD detector. Why the cape? Well it is just another layer of protection to prevent the nails of bitches from clawing his back as he pounds the pussy of virgins. The glove you ask? HA! You would need a robotic hand as well if a cuban drug lord caught you banging his wife in front of his mother after he invited you over for thanksgiving dinnerbl because you lost your family in a plane crash and survived alone in the french alps for 3 weeks with nothing but a can of bush baked beans and a slim jim. You would then probably get fat to after all that because of depression.