IN 3rd grade I bit Tommy Harris and blamed it on my frind mark.
In 5th grade I stole a chocolate bar from the gas station,
In 9th grade I said I had sex with a girl to seem cool but i really didnt. Then when she called me out on it I cqalled her a slut and she cried.
I claim 15 dependents on my taxes when it should be 5.
I claimed unemployment when I had 120k in my 401k that I was drawing off of and never even touched my Edward Jones money market account.
CHAZX IM SORRRRRRRRRY.