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Worst company slogan?

Posted on 12/8/11 at 9:37 am
Posted by Stagg8
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 9:37 am
Just passed by a taco truck on the way to work this morning (didn't catch the company name). The company slogan was...

"Delicious in any Direction!"

Seriously? Can anyone think of anything worse?
Posted by Dorothy
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 9:42 am to
Posted by BayouBlitz
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 9:42 am to


Well, that must be some pretty damned flavorful food if it's still delicious on the way out.
Posted by Degas
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 9:49 am to
I loves me a taco that goes both ways.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 9:56 am to
Kay Jewelers: "Every Kiss begins with Kay"

Thank God they only advertise at Christmas and Valentines day. I'd shoot myself if they did year round!
Posted by TulaneLSU
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 9:58 am to
I quite like Kay Jewelers slogan. I sing it in the shower every now and then. Every kiss beginsss with...Kaaaaay!

Can't beat Wagner's meat? It's catchy but offensive, no?
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:03 am to
Kay's commercial with Jane Seymore and this is horrific. "Buy my exclusive, special heart shaped pendant and SAVE THE WORLD"...

This post was edited on 12/8/11 at 10:18 am
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:04 am to
quote:

I quite like Kay Jewelers slogan. I sing it in the shower every now and then.

I can see it coming: Top 10 TulaneLSU shower songs...
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:16 am to
DICK'S HOTDOGS


"if you like hotdogs, you'll love Dick's"

Posted by Winkface
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:18 am to
if one's heart is open, it will never stay broken
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:20 am to
G'dang it Wink, that shits now stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Im gonna rip you a new face!
Posted by Winkface
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:22 am to
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Im gonna rip you a new face!
sweet! I'm getting tired of this ugly mug I have now!
Posted by Dorothy
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:23 am to
Ugh...nothing says "I love you and I picked this out especially for you" like a mass produced piece of jewelry with an ugly design.
Posted by Degas
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Top 10 TulaneLSU shower songs
quote:

G'dang it Wink, that shits now stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
I'm sure it won't be the first time you'll be thinking of WF in the shower.
Posted by Winkface
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:25 am to
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:26 am to
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"I love you and I picked this out especially for you"
Thats not the message though. Jane says you can mend broken hearts and save the world if you buy that worthless piece of crap for your honey doll!
Posted by Degas
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Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:28 am to
2 things Degas. What has been seen can never be unseen -and- been there, done that!
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:30 am to
Have you guys seen the commercial where the wife surprises hubby with a new car for Xmas?
Who the hell would buy a new car without consulting your spouse?

It would be like my wife surprising me with a time share cabin in Bismark, North Dakota.
Posted by Winkface
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Posted on 12/8/11 at 10:30 am to
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