I can offer advice
Eat corn bread with butter every meal.
Have one or two honeybuns for breakfast every day.
Hardees Chicken or porkchop biscuits.
Maybe anything from Hardees.
Find a good recliner and work out in it every night.
Cold beer applied liberally across lips to back of throat and down gullet to stomach.
Tater tots - lots of them.
Pancakes and waffles.
End every day with a Snickers Candy Bar.
Brown gravy and rice with chicken fried steak.
More later. I have lots of tricks I can share.
This post was edited on 1/16 at 3:48 pm