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Rohan2Reed
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PickaDaForkUp

I'm finding it hard to add weight to my slim, healthy frame. My goal is by June 1st to have put on enough weight to where I don't look like someone big fat redneck guys call "pretty boy."

Anybody else is welcome to join and post their:

lightest weight/current weight/goal weight

Let's get a sticky for this thing!

<----- 170/175/210


Hulkklogan
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re: PickaDaForkUp
So are you trying to get fatter or put on muscle?


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OldSouth
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heypaul
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re: PickaDaForkUp
<<<---

Me too¡!¡!


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MeridianDog
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re: PickaDaForkUp
I can offer advice

Eat corn bread with butter every meal.

Have one or two honeybuns for breakfast every day.

Hardees Chicken or porkchop biscuits.

Maybe anything from Hardees.

Find a good recliner and work out in it every night.

Cold beer applied liberally across lips to back of throat and down gullet to stomach.

Tater tots - lots of them.

Pancakes and waffles.

Sausage gravy

End every day with a Snickers Candy Bar.

Brown gravy and rice with chicken fried steak.

Biscuits

More later. I have lots of tricks I can share.


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Sherman Klump
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re: PickaDaForkUp
The lightest you have ever been was 170? You were a fat youngin.


TigerWise
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re: PickaDaForkUp
Order the extra large bowl of pho


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SaDaTayMoses
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re: PickaDaForkUp
going to prison and need to beef up for the big fat redneck guys?

eat lots of meats. doesn't have to be "lean" meats though.
also, never skip dessert.
get yourself some boudin and cracklins twice a week.
do your taste buds a favor and get donuts for breakfast sometimes.
Do not skim your gumbo oil....


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Gris Gris
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re: PickaDaForkUp
Carbs.


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Rohan2Reed
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quote:

MeridianDog


Lots of good info there! But I'm looking to combine adding fat AND muscle .. but preferable having the fat on top and the muscle underneath. Kind of like guys who work at "mills" are really strong but you wouldn't know it because of the layer of fat on the outside.

quote:

TigerWise


SOUP will not be a part of this regimen.



Hulkklogan
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re: PickaDaForkUp
quote:

ots of good info there! But I'm looking to combine adding fat AND muscle


Good news.. if you're trying to add muscle, the only way to do that is by eating a lot, taking a lot of protein and carbs.. and thereby gaining fat as well.


Rohan2Reed
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re: PickaDaForkUp
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The lightest you have ever been was 170? You were a fat youngin.


Somebody wake me up when this guy is done with his standup routine.


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Rohan2Reed
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re: PickaDaForkUp
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eating a lot, taking a lot of protein and carbs


Ugh, that just seems so blasé.


BayouBengal
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re: PickaDaForkUp
Lots of Dr Pepper and salty fast food breakfast.


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DEANintheYAY
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Hulkklogan
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re: PickaDaForkUp
Just eat fast food every day, but stick with regular coke. That's the difference


MeridianDog
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re: PickaDaForkUp
Eat what I recomended and do the amount of work each day equivalent to working at the Mill.



Oh and you will still need that recliner.



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MeridianDog
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re: PickaDaForkUp
Hulk

Did you know that Cold Beer is a good substitute for Soft Drinks?

Well It is.



Hulkklogan
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re: PickaDaForkUp
Oh yeah, drink a minimum of 6 Bud Lights a day.. it's light beer, after all, it's okay, right?


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