Oyster Shucker (human to rent)

Pay for my beer, weed, room, food, and a round of golf, and I'll come shuck for y'all the entire time (except for 4 hours when I'm playing golf).

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Pay for my beer, weed, room, food, and a round of golf, and I'll come shuck for y'all the entire time (except for 4 hours when I'm playing golf)

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Light beer, two cigars, a couch, whatever oysters we don't eat, and municipal course.

Also, 4hrs? Quit holding up the course.

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human to rent

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www.backpage.com

I think the use of rent here is pretty refreshing.

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Why not just do it yourself??

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Might break a nail or get a paper cut

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Pay for my beer, weed, room, food, and a round of golf, and I'll come shuck for y'all the entire time (except for 4 hours when I'm playing golf).

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I'll match this deal and not even ask for golf.

Visit a couple of local oyster bars and talk to the shuckers.

As an alternative I shucked a dozen oysters per person hours before the meal. I put the shell/oyster on pans and stacked them in an ice chest.

Another time I shucked them the day before and stored the meat in bowl. I then got the metal tins that are shaped like a crab shell, put them on the grill and plopped the oyster in them.

You sound privileged

I've actually already paid to have someone train a sack of East Coast oysters to swim to just off the coast. Tried for Northwest, but the Panama Canal proves to be a hurdle that can't be conquered.