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My fantasy (but could happen) restaurant for Baton Rouge

Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:27 pm
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:27 pm
Marucci Restaurant. Yes, the people that make the baseball bats here in Baton Rouge. I imagine it to be a casual, full-service restaurant, leaning towards high-end, serving Italian baseball cuisine, whatever that is, but it sounds interesting. I see the entrance area being like Cabela's gun library. But instead of guns, it would be all wooden bats. Some new. Some used, autographed bats. All for sale, of course. And with a little bar area to the side.


The dining area would have signed photos of past and current baseball greats, who use(d) Marucci bats. Everything done with Italian/Baseball influences.

Posted by RonFNSwanson
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by DownSouthDave
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:41 pm to
I was ready to be impressed when I opened this thread. But you fricked that up.

In what world could this happen?
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:42 pm to
This concept would give the real Ron a hard on. Fricking imposter!
Posted by hungryone
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:42 pm to
Ugh. That's all.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:43 pm to
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serving Italian baseball cuisine,


What?
Posted by OTIS2
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:45 pm to
You're a perverted, sick MF'er, dude....
















J/k
Posted by Geaux2Hell
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:47 pm to
I can taste that souvenir mini-bat sampler special right now!
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:48 pm to
What? Did a Marucci family member butt finger the Pope or something?
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 6:50 pm
Posted by Matisyeezy
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 6:57 pm to
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serving Italian baseball cuisine, whatever that is


But really. What the frick is that? Is it like a Denny's Triple Play? Italian Sausage? Carbonara? Bread?
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 7:08 pm to
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serving Italian baseball cuisine, whatever that is

quote:

But really. What the frick is that? Is it like a Denny's Triple Play? Italian Sausage? Carbonara? Bread?


I don't know. But I would enjoy researching it. Italian foods that baseball greats ate. An Italian spin on baseball park food. I would look at Italian restaurants where baseball players are known to eat. Just make up some shite and name it after famous Italian baseball players.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 7:48 pm to
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serving Italian baseball cuisine, w


They have a Tommy Lasordas restaurant at Dodger Stadium. There used to be a Bobby Valentines in Arlington, Texas. And of course Chicago has Harry Carays (real name Carabina).

What a shitty idea.
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 7:54 pm to
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serving Italian baseball cuisine, whatever that is
quote:

But really. What the frick is that? Is it like a Denny's Triple Play? Italian Sausage? Carbonara? Bread?

Well, shite. I get gets down votes for my honest "I don't know" response.

OK. Forget the Italian baseball cuisine. I just made that up on the fly anyway. Since this is a Baton Rouge based concept with a Louisiana based baseball bat company with an Italian name, how about straight coastal Italian seafood cuisine? It would pair nicely with our local seafood sources. And why not throw in a wood fired pizza for fun. So no Italian baseball cuisine. The baseball influences would only show up in the restaurant's decor.
Posted by Motorboat
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 8:40 pm to
You need to quit posting so much.
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 8:46 pm to
so why is there a gun library?
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 8:49 pm to
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You need to quit posting so much.
I agree. Anything else I can do for you?
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 8:51 pm to
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so why is there a gun library
There's no gun library. No gun library. I can't explain anymore. My post limit is almost up for today. Just re-read my original post.
Posted by Dorothy
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 8:55 pm to
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how about straight coastal Italian seafood cuisine? It would pair nicely with our local seafood sources. And why not throw in a wood fired pizza for fun.


So kind of like Ruffino's but with baseball bat decor?
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 9:03 pm to
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So kind of like Ruffino's but with baseball bat decor?
Well shite. I didn't know they had wood fired pizza. . Damn it.

Frick it. It would be just a high-end Italian sandwich bar, with the female sandwich makers wearing baseball caps and push up bras.
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Dead Mike
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 9:04 pm to
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