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re: how do you typically open your beer bottle when you dont have an opener?

Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:41 pm to
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
48829 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 6:41 pm to
My wife's tooth. It's store bought anyway.
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 7:23 pm to
I don't drink those fancy bottle beers. Cans are good enough for me.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/21/15 at 7:55 pm to
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18209 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

how do you typically open your beer bottle when you dont have an opener?




I start worrying about where I left my keys
Posted by rbdallas
Dallas, TX
Member since Nov 2007
10340 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 8:33 pm to
find any edge, place cap over the edge, hit down.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66342 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:04 pm to
Step 1: Smash Bottle on ground
Step 2: lap up delicious blood and broken glass flavored contents
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:10 pm to
There's always something I'm wearing I can use

thumb ring
shell necklace
snapback flatbill
all white belt buckle
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16624 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:11 pm to
Don't forget your Corona bottle opener flip flops
Posted by CE Tiger
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
41584 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:12 pm to
ive had this on my keyring for the past 10 years. best $5 ever spent

Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:13 pm to
Butthole
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:14 pm to
only wear those when hitting the tiki bar for karaoke night mon
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278156 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:17 pm to
dont forget your cargo shorts and crew socks
Posted by Po Campo
Parts unknown.
Member since Apr 2015
25 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:19 pm to

find any edge, place cap over the edge, hit down."



That's not good advice. Place your hand firmly around the neck under the cap and pry up with something flat using your fingers as a cantilever and pop the top off that way you don't have to worry about foam and spilling.

Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:20 pm to
socks with flip flops a must. preferably black and white striped Adidas.
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7608 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 10:25 pm to
The inside edge of a pair of tongs or this...
Posted by CroakaBait
Gulf Coast of the Land Mass
Member since Nov 2013
3972 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 11:54 pm to
Karate chop with cap resting on a hard, square edge.
Posted by la_birdman
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2005
31001 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 12:41 am to
Edge of a table, curb, fence post.
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:04 am to
that wine thing was pretty cool but unrealistic
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66376 posts
Posted on 4/22/15 at 8:18 am to
Knife.
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