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re: Honey Boo-Boo's Momma's Sketti Sauce

Posted on 9/16/12 at 12:06 am to
Posted by Darla Hood
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 12:06 am to
Or like some people call it, "the sugar." She's gonna have "the sugar" before too long.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 12:09 am to
Sounds like what people age 70 and up call it. "The Sugar," Diabeetus, etc.

I found this clip and it's hilarious:

Honey Boo Boo Nature Special
Posted by Dead Mike
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 1:00 am to
"It makes Jersey Shore sound like Downton Abbey"

Yeah, actually, it does.
Posted by MrsWiggles
Member since Jul 2012
501 posts
Posted on 9/16/12 at 8:58 am to
The lemonade recipe..... That crap had to be so dense from all the sugar.... I wonder if a spoon could have stood up in that lemonade
Posted by iluvdatiger
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 9:14 am to
Can one of you please make the sketti sauce and tell me what it tastes like?
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 9:58 am to
Great clip. Honey Boo Boo meets Tyrann Mattheiu.
Posted by LSUZombie
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Can one of you please make the sketti sauce and tell me what it tastes like?


How about you make it and report back?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Can one of you please make the sketti sauce and tell me what it tastes like?







So after reading this thread I decided to try it.

So instead of Sunday Brunch I had this hot mess, of candy spaghetti.

Ingredients...

Sugar
Butter (I used Country Crock plus imitation butter flavor)
Ketchup
leftover pasta heated in microwave



First we melt the butter




Then add sugar



melt it down and keep stirring



when it starts reducing and boiling steadily; reduce heat.




Then add ketchup





MMMMMMMmmmmm



Pour over pasta and serve




tastes just like sweet and sour sauce, minus the sour.



Tasted a little better with a ton of pepper flakes and some (a ton of) parmesan cheese, but was still really bad.




I give it a 2 out of 10 in the edibility rankings. Just above Limburger cheese, right below Durian ice cream.

This post was edited on 9/16/12 at 10:15 am
Posted by LSUZombie
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:17 am to
Posted by threeputt
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:18 am to
Posted by Martini
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:20 am to
This is the best post on the board all week.
Posted by threeputt
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:24 am to
quote:

Napoleon


think you may have put too much ketchup in there
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
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112355 posts
Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:25 am to
Why does it look green?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69037 posts
Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:33 am to
I was trying to base it off of what she was doing. then reduce it. It is sweetened ketchup, it had the consistency of thick buffalo sauce, which is butter and hot sauce.

It was still really oily, any less ketchup and I think I would get even sicker than I am now.

It was really bad, that lady should go to jail for serving her kids this crap.

Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:40 am to


Thanks for taking on the challenge. You're a true F&D board poster !
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:52 am to
Well done my man.

quote:

sicker than I am now.


Shocker.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28869 posts
Posted on 9/16/12 at 10:58 am to
With her mom's psycho couponing habit, why doesn't she just buy jarred sauce when it's on sale? I can't even imagine what sugar sweet ketchup taste like over pasta.
Posted by Notro
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 9/16/12 at 11:11 am to
quote:

Napoleon


Good job. The only thing you did wrong was you used Heinz. I'm willing to bet that they're a Hunt's family.
This post was edited on 9/16/12 at 11:13 am
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112355 posts
Posted on 9/16/12 at 11:13 am to
quote:

With her mom's psycho couponing habit, why doesn't she just buy jarred sauce when it's on sale? I can't even imagine what sugar sweet ketchup taste like over pasta.


In all seriousness, I read The Godfather before I saw the movie. The book goes into a long detail of how to make real Italian Spaghetti Sauce. At the end of the recipe which is full of tomatoes, wine, spices and herbs the character says "And here is the secret ingredient. A cup of sugar."
Posted by andouille
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Member since Dec 2004
10693 posts
Posted on 9/16/12 at 11:21 am to
I've never watched a minute of reality TV, it would be impossible to maintain even a sliver of humility if I did. What is described here are people I can always say "I'm so much better than them".

I tasted 'sketti sauce at a dinner in Birmingham that was made from Campbell's tomato soup and corn flake crumbs. I was the only one that didn't like it.
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