Been on a diet for about 2 months now...

Bacon. Lots of it

I remember watching a documentary or show about a guy that was a bodybuilder. He competed in the Mr. Universe-type contests and would go on insane cuts for months at a time with an equally insane workout regimen.

At the end of contest season, he would go to his mother's house and she would have something like ribs, potato salad, baked beans, rolls, a cake, a pie, cookies, and ice cream, and the guy would eat all of it.

Said he puked afterwards just about every year but it had become his tradition.

You could try that?

Spaghetti Squash with your choice of sauce, marinara, meat sauce, alfredo, thai, etc.

I love the stuff.