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OMLandshark
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Is Florida without question the trashiest state?


Say what you will about Lousiana having Coonasses, Mississippi/Alabama/Georgia having trailer trash, Arkansas/Tennessee having hillbillies, and West Virginia being West Virginia, but no state does trash quite like Florida does. Every type of trash you can imagine is in Florida: trailer trash, swamp people, backwoods racist hicks, thugs, serial killers, pedophiles, animal rapists, drug dealers, etc.

Another reason why no state can compare is the trash pilgrimage to at least some site in Florida. All trash regardless of how cooped up they are live in Florida, have been to Florida multiple times (usually annually), or have big plans on going there. And look at the trash options in the state: Disney World, Panama City, Tampa, Daytona, Jacksonville, Destin, Miami, etc. at least one of those places really calls the trash to it, rather they drive 15 hours yelling at each other to get there, or have to fight over who is getting water in the middle of their 90 mile raft ride over the Carribean.

Honestly if someone goes on a killing spree and they can't find him, just put up roadblocks around Florida and he'll show up somewhere. If America is a funnel, then Florida is obviously the drain. It's like salmon going back to their birth place to spawn; we don't know how they know to get back there, they just know.

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rondo
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re: Is Florida without question the trashiest state?


Alabama





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RummelTiger
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re: Is Florida without question the trashiest state?


Missouri. Seriously.





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h0bnail
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Everything everywhere is trashy. Just ask the OT.





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OMLandshark
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Alabama


Alabama specializes in trailer trash and meth heads, both of which you'll find in Florida.






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Paul Allen
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West by God Virginia





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SlowFlowPro
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re: Is Florida without question the trashiest state?


i've driven across the heart of Louisiana multiple times. if anybody else is trashier (esp per capita), i'd be shocked

i can't tell you how many times i've seen fricking washing machines and/or dryers in waterways near roadways in my life

frick, i've probably seen 100 people in my life stop their car in order to leave their fast food trash gently on the ground






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ATXTiger1
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re: Is Florida without question the trashiest state?


Louisiana

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DaphneTigah
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OMLandshark



Totally agree






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OMLandshark
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I'm just saying when someone puts up a fricked up thread topic, my first thought is typically Florida, and 6 out of 10 times I'm right. Seems a bit disproportionate and seems like it just breeds degenerates or simply attracts them.





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DaphneTigah
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frick, i've probably seen 100 people in my life stop their car in order to leave their fast food trash gently on the ground


Meh..... That's what the trustees are for.






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Asgard Device
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re: Is Florida without question the trashiest state?


New Mexico, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Kentucky, and West Virginia should all be contenders.


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RyseofRome
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Youre right. Miami is trash central and I can imagine the hick towns.





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Fishwater
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re: Is Florida without question the trashiest state?


Florida is no doubt. Old saying along the coast, Coast Trash. That is all FL is, Coast Trash.





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bamafan425
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re: Is Florida without question the trashiest state?


They definitely have the most diverse range of trash.





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OMLandshark
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Ever been to New Mexico?


I don't hear that state brought up much when it comes to beastiality, assaulting the elderly, serial killings, or anything like that. I'd put Florida well ahead of New Mexico.






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MasterofTigerBait
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I think FL gets a pass on trashiness because when people think FL(who haven't fully enjoyed the full experience) they think Disney, South Beach, Keys and Everglades. FL has more touristy BS than MS or AL


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Jet12
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It's the most "WTF" state, at least.

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finchmeister08
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you're thinking of louisiana





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MasterofTigerBait
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OMLandshark


NM shocked me with how depressingly trashy it was. Went there is HS with a church group it was a hell hole of poverty. Did not see a single house in several towns worth living in. The very southern part of CO isnt much better.

It was odd for me to just see poverty without the redneck aspect, if that makes sense.






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