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NorthshoreTiger76
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Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station

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A German man was driving back from his honeymoon in France. He pulled over to fuel up, thinking his bride sleeping in the backseat had remained put. She actually got out to use the facilities. He drove on, and more than two hours later he noticed his wife was gone.



Bourre'
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
She was probably nagging the shite out of him


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GeauxColonels
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Pretty decent alibi IMO.


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lsunurse
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
Hope that guys doesn't mind no sex for the next few months.


Ellunchboxo
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
No cell phones in Germany?


CaliforniaTiger
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NorthshoreTiger76
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
how many honey do's does he have to do?


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Pectus
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
How is that his fault?


lsunurse
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How is that his fault?



He didn't realize for over 2 hours that his wife wasn't in the car with him????


Turkey_Creek_Tiger
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
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He didn't realize for over 2 hours that his wife wasn't in the car with him????


maybe she is quiet, and he didn't notice her absence


drexyl
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He didn't realize for over 2 hours that his wife wasn't in the car with him????
maybe she's a sound sleeper? withholding sex for petty reasons is bush league and immature.


Pectus
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
She didn't announce to him her whereabouts. She should be keeping him company while driving anyway...


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lsunurse
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withholding sex for petty reasons is bush league and immature.



Oh that is just a joke there.



But I'd still be pretty upset if I was her.


RATeamWannabe
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He didn't realize for over 2 hours that his wife wasn't in the car with him????


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bride sleeping in the backseat




Greengirl
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
That's a plot point in the movie Bread and Tulips.
This post was edited on 10/14 at 10:42 pm


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lsunurse
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
Is he driving a limo? A bus?


How difficult is it to glance behind you in the backseat?


drexyl
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Oh that is just a joke there.


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JohnnyKilroy
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
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Is he driving a limo? A bus?


How difficult is it to glance behind you in the backseat?



I don't know. How difficult is it for parents to look in the backseat before leaving their kid to die in a hot car?


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M. A. Ryland
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No cell phones in Germany?


That was my first thought...
cell phones make stupid shite like this a thing of the past.


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Diddles
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re: Man Leaves Wife Accidentally At Gas Station
I'm guessing this guy won't be getting the strudel anytime soon


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