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jmay2007
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Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints

Try not to get too angry. It's all in good fun. And there's some truth in here. For instance:

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The Saints have concocted the perfect nightmare running back platoon. Darren Sproles catches all the passes. Pierre Thomas gets all the long runs. And Mark Ingram gets all the plays where he's stuffed at the goal line twice before a frustrated Brees throws an effortless touchdown to Jimmy Graham on third down. If the Saints could find a way to use sixteen backs to gain 1,200 yards over the course of a season, they would.


Deadspin




geauxtigers87
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re: Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints
ah forgot to look for this today

eta:they didn't torch us as bad as the falcons
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Mystery
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3. Archie Manning. Archie had a completion percentage under 56 percent and threw almost 50 more career interceptions than touchdowns. Oh, but poor Archie had no supporting cast. If Archie's name were Aaron Brooks, they'd be burning effigies of him outside the Superdome to this day.


Fact


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Cap Crunch
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I like Drew Magary, he can be funny sometimes. But this is pretty unoriginal. Example:
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When Drew Brees throws a pick, Saints fans are like GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO BREESUS CAN'T DO IT ALL HIMSELF GUMBO GUMBO PO' BOY ZYDECO POLICE CORRUPTION.

He used that same exact joke last year


AmosMosesAndTwins
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Darren Sproles catches all the passes. Pierre Thomas gets all the long runs.


Because Pierre never catches passes.

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And Mark Ingram gets all the plays where he's stuffed at the goal line twice before a frustrated Brees throws an effortless touchdown to Jimmy Graham on third down.


If the end result is a TD, who gives a frick?


Sophandros
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re: Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints
I laughed at that.


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OldSouth
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He used that same exact joke last year
Yep


Brettesaurus Rex
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That part is pretty damn funny and true.


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Fun Bunch
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re: Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints
I try to be objective about such things, but it wasn't funny. Whole lotta fail.

I think all of the "Saints Fan" comments were written by Chad.


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saintsfan22
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He used that same exact joke last year

Yeah just a terrible effort I guess he just wanted the emailers, who try too hard to be funny to carry the piece.
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and a signature fried shrimp hoagie makes you immune from being labeled rednecks.

Hoagies? SMH


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jmay2007
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If the end result is a TD, who gives a frick?


Fantasy football players.


AmosMosesAndTwins
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Fantasy football players.


I play, but Jimmy Graham is on me team.


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chillygentilly
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re: Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints
Yea he ended with a bad joke, but the rest of the point is valid.

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Your quarterback: Drew Brees. Having Drew Brees as your quarterback means that every offensive possession will end in either a) a touchdown, or b) a horrific interception that Drew Brees is somehow never blamed for. When Tony Romo throws a pick, everyone shits all over him. When Drew Brees throws a pick, Saints fans are like GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO BREESUS CAN'T DO IT ALL HIMSELF GUMBO GUMBO PO' BOY ZYDECO POLICE CORRUPTION.
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saintsfan22
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but the rest of the point is valid.


Not really. Romo catches more shite because his stats aren't as good and he's never won shite.


BarbeTiger
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re: Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints
Super Bowl MVPs shouldn't catch as much flack as a guy who only has one playoff victory his entire career


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Seand504
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re: Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints
What a jackass! Obviously got confused one night on Bourbon and ended up with a tranny, and her dick was bigger!


DoubleDown
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re: Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints
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What a jackass! Obviously got confused one night on Bourbon and ended up with a tranny, and her dick was bigger!

Deadspin does them for all teams before the season, calm down. It's a shame that some fans can't laugh at their own teams "issues". The Falcons one was pretty damn funny as was the Saints (even with the re-use of a joke they did a year ago).
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Hoodoo Man
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I think we can all agree that this one was less inspired than last year's.

Easier material, obviously.


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Seand504
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And, as always, the miserable bags of shite that constitute this fanbase deserve such torment. You people can't even speak English, or any fricking language for that matter. People from New Orleans just make a bunch of noises and pray that it comes out understandable.



That was a bit far! Even if they are playing I think "miserable bags of shit" is a bit over the edge....


Party At LSU
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re: Brace Yourselves... Why Your Team Sucks 2013: New Orleans Saints
Kige made the Titans one.

And one of their fan e-mails made me laugh:
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Our mascot is a fricking raccoon named T-Rac. frick you, T-Rac.




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