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theunknownknight
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How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?

I'm trying to determine if I'm healthy. I've heard people say they take three dumps a day which sounds suspiciously awful. How is that practically feasible in the long run?

I'm of the camp that dropping one large quality load a day is sufficient. Just clear the ole' pipes and skip right out the door...am I alone or is there a compromise on the horizon?
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Drew Orleans
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
I've heard nutritionists argue that going after every meal is healthy and others say once a day.

When I'm working out and eating flawlessly, once a day or every other day is the norm. with the occasional 2x a day.


TigerBait2008
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
1 Kobe a day is usually sufficient..


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theunknownknight
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
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every other day is the norm


That doesn't bloat you up?


lowspark12
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
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once a day or every other day is the norm. with the occasional 2x a day.


thi is me. I usually go once a day, but if i'm not eating right and/or drinking sometimes i'll take a day off. I try to eat plenty of fruit and drink water.

my wife really struggles with it, though... she's lucky to go once every other day.


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Hugo Stiglitz
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
shite thread



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lsufan9193969700
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Twice a day


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wasteland
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Twice a day.

Taking a dump right now. (In case you needed additional data)


theunknownknight
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Well yeah, most of most postings occur on the crapper...like right now.

But consistently twice a day seems a little frisky as well.


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mylsuhat
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
minimum about 3

Post Coffee
Post Lunch
Post Pre-workout


VABuckeye
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Member since Dec 2007
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Every three to four days. My doctor says it's no big deal. I don't eat a lot though unlike you fricks that crap after every meal.


theunknownknight
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
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minimum about 3

Post Coffee
Post Lunch
Post Pre-workout


Sounds terrible. How many times do you have to hit up public bathrooms?? I'm too much of a potty princess for that nonsense.


Boats n Hose
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
2 usually


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Bullfrog
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Once for every meal


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bayoudude
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Every morning after second cup of coffee

Sometimes i will go a second time after a greasy meal. Boiled seafood is a guaranteed trip to the crapper within 30 minutes of consumption


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dnm3305
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
One time a day on the the thrown. Twice on Fridays.


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Drew Orleans
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Nope. On occasion I'll got 3-4 days but that's because I eat like crap on the weekend.

However, (other than the drinking this weekend at a b-party) I will be eating flawlessly and working out a ton in preparation for future endeavors.


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mylsuhat
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Never.

First two are at my office.
Third one is at home before the gym


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Ignignokt
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
Usually 2 times.

1 giant
1 for the stragglers


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TigerHam85
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re: How many times do you crap a day? What's a healthy number?
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I'm too much of a potty princess for that nonsense


Huge pussy


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