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Zach
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This is why I love multi culturalism


refuses to be 14th virgin bride

Hey, who wouldn't want to be the Queen of Swaziland?
But I have to admit the King has good taste. She's got some bodacious tatas.







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kclsufan
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


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She was just 15 when she caught the eye of the chubby king, who is 45 years old.

Someone's gotta say it-It's good to be the king.






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jcole4lsu
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


True story, I have met the king of swaziland. Was running the field office for a logistics company in vegas and he took his queens out shopping. I think the main queen is in charge and the rest fall in line. Anyway the items were delivered to our dock to be crated and shipped via air back to swaziland. I think we had to fly them into johanasburg and truck into swaziland.





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jcole4lsu
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No there was no point in that story either





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GoBigOrange86
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


Well, what was he like?





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jcole4lsu
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


shite I forgot that part, posting on my phone hazards.
said very little, don't know if that is personality or language barrier. Handler did most of the talking. Every one seemed quite meek as if the were a bit afraid of him. Nothing like either bush (only powerful people I've really met). So






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jcole4lsu
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So I can't really make a judgment based on that one meeting but I can't say I was impressed. W might have been a shitty prez but he was much more impressive to meet





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Zach
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


Wasn't today's Swaziland the place where Rorke's Drift occurred?

150 Brits vs. 4,000 Zulus







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bamafan1001
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Dang that's actually a cool story. Don't get to meet a king every day





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Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


She's 22. Are we really supposed to believe she's a virgin? At 22 she's tainted he needs to look for virgins a little younger.





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Paluka
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


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Queen of Swaziland?
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Why does this make me think of "Coming to America" with Eddie Murphy? Lol






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lsutothetop
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


I don't blame her for fleeing and I hope she's granted asylum and eventually British citizenship, should she desire it.

That said, it seems like there's a pretty easy solution for disqualifying oneself from being a candidate for the "virgin queen of Swaziland." Just saying.






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Tiger in Texas
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She's 22. Are we really supposed to believe she's a virgin?


Contrary to what you might think, not all countries are as corrupt as America...






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LSUgusto
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Can't say I blame him for trying.





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TrueTiger
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re: This is why I love multi culturalism


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Are we really supposed to believe she's a virgin?


If virginity is a dealbreaker, she could always get de-virginized, have it recorded and put on the internet to prove it.

That might be enough to stop his advances.






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