I'd say it's more the fact that the Pens/Cros shoved it down the Caps throat in 2009 on the way to the Cup and have pretty well dominated the series ever since.
I'll let most of your delusions stand because... whatever. But two things: the Pens won the series in 2009 in 7 games. That's hardly "shoved down our throats". Secondly, since then, the Caps lead the series against the Penguins 9 game to 6. This is the first year since 2009 in which the Penguins won the season series. So... keep trolling hard, bro.
We really believe you when you say you don't care about the Caps. It shows. Especially the way you kept dropping in on every Caps discussion all year long to say how bad the Caps were and then to pick against them. That's definitely the behavior of someone who is not a rival.
Oh, and a quick Ovie vs. Crosby comp on individual accolades:
Calder: 1-0 Ovie
Lindsay: 3-1 Ovie
Richard: 3-1 Ovie
Hart: 2-1 Ovie
But Crosby had that awesome postseason in which he carried his team, right?
Oh yeah, and on scoring:
Goals: 371-238 Ovie
Points: 735-665 Ovie
Both players debuted in the same season.