anyone else free to add more criteria.
Poor self image, so you seek to identify with a winner
Lack of a job so you can post all day long.
No college or lame directional school education to make it easy to sever your college ties
Knowing every member on the team, but you don't even know your state senators
Failure to pay the mortgage because you spent the money on your season tickets
Lack of a woman because you'd rather watch the games and replays
At least three #25 Reggie Bush game jerseys
A Drew Brees mancrush
Lots of beer
Breesus, I am only joking, as you hopefully are, but unfortunately I know a few true fans.
There but by the grace of God go I.