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So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


My battery died. I jumped my car off with The Pimp Family Van.I was talking to my neighbor and got distracted and went inside. Mrs. Pimps beloved Family Pimp van ran from 7 pm to 6 am.

Mrs.Pimp is mad.
She is tiny but fierce.
Please pray for me.
If Lifetime eventually makes a movie of this,"The Minivan Murder"or "Suburban Driveway Massacre" or "The Tiny Black Widow of the 70809" I would like to be played by either John Cusack or Bryan Cranston.
Also, do not cooperate in any way with Nancy Grace, or the producers of The Nancy Grace Show.
Pray for me.
Goodbye Cruel Board.







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willymeaux
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*








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I Love Bama
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


Grow a sack and regulate that bitch





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wish i was tebow
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


Tell her she better walk to the store get you a steak and she better pick up some lube it she knows what's good for her





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Topwater Trout
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


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Also, do not cooperate in any way with Nancy Grace, or the producers of The Nancy Grace Show


You just gained some respect with me...i hate that bitch.







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BestBanker
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


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Mrs. Pimps beloved Family Pimp van ran from 7 pm to 6 am.


I am so shocked that no one stole her prized, engine-running, please-take-me-I'm-all-yours-for-free mini-van!

Go buy powerball tix today! Don't wiait! You so lucky!






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BROffshoreTigerFan
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


No harm no foul. Vehicle is there, tell that woman to pick her battles.





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dukke v
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


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Pimps beloved Family Pimp van ran from 7 pm to 6 am.


11 hours worth of ideling would have done MAJOR engine damage.Better get things checked out...........






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LCA131
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


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11 hours worth of ideling would have done MAJOR engine damage.Better get things checked out...........


Your Kia would have melted...






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subMOA
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


Damage? How?





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BestBanker
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Damage? How?


Yeh, how?
Every year, the ladies of Good Houusekeeping run a week-long engine test on a wide array of mini-vans, letting engines run for a week, outside a mall, to see if anyone steals them. If one is taken, that's the one they recommend purchasing!






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LCA131
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


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Damage? How?


clogged flan screen, distorted warbulator shaft are two things...just to start.






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rhodester
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


Why are you so scared of your wife?


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Lsupimp
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


This is a 2003 minivan with maybe 130k.
The temp was a bit high but still in the normal range.
The car was idling normally.
It used an entire tank of gas.
The inside of the van was SUPER-HOT.
I'm calling her now.
*documenting my movements for Greta Van Susteren*






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Impotent Waffle
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


Whats the problem besides you wasted a bunch of fuel. Was the A/C on? That would be my only concern..





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LCA131
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


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Whats the problem besides you wasted a bunch of fuel. Was the A/C on? That would be my only concern..


Why concern yourself with that which is in the past? I live within about 5 miles of Junior Johnson...don't think you want to talk engine, engine wear, or LSUpimp's imminent demise with me, big Fella.






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aaronb023
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*documenting my movements for Greta Van Susteren*








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Cap Crunch
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Choctaw
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


who the f owns a van in 2013?





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Cincinnati Bowtie
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re: So I left my wife's vehicle running all night *doghouse *imminent death looming*


If it seems to be running differently, you may just need to clean the engine. Get some buckets of steam and use that to clean the insides of your carnibulator reactionary dumaflog and you should be good to go.





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