My battery died. I jumped my car off with The Pimp Family Van.I was talking to my neighbor and got distracted and went inside. Mrs. Pimps beloved Family Pimp van ran from 7 pm to 6 am.
Mrs.Pimp is mad.
She is tiny but fierce.
Please pray for me.
If Lifetime eventually makes a movie of this,"The Minivan Murder"or "Suburban Driveway Massacre" or "The Tiny Black Widow of the 70809" I would like to be played by either John Cusack or Bryan Cranston.
Also, do not cooperate in any way with Nancy Grace, or the producers of The Nancy Grace Show.
Pray for me.
Goodbye Cruel Board.