Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk | TigerDroppings.com

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CptBengal
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Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk



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The dolphins are highly trained, intelligent, and can strike anywhere.


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These particular dolphins are trained in the use of special knives and firearms to kill enemy divers. They are also adept in the use of explosives to sink enemy ships.


Remeber they are also known to use underwater rape caves....







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OldSouth
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Bring out the sharks with the frickin laser beams.





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best article I've read in months





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When in Rome
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Awesome.





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Geauxld Finger
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probably defecting to the US like Sean Connery in Red October.

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The United States has such a program although their dolphins are not trained to attack and are used for intelligence purposes.


sure they are



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beauthelab
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From the article:
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it is believed that they are out seeking mates.

Sex wins out again.

or, they could be defecting to the West.






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see Rome its more fun here on Earth







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In Soviet Russia, dolphins hunt you!





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Bring out the sharks with the frickin laser beams.










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I usually hate dolphins but these are some badass ones





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Headed for Taiji, I suppose.





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Those dolphins were used for the war in Iraq.


Jesus fricking Christ. I cannot believe there are retards who actually think we need to increase military spending!






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Michael J Cocks
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I don't think, no, I know.... That I have not read an article this fricking awesome in my entire life.





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DaTigahDen
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Can you imagine being shot by an effin dolphin? That would be some bull ish





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BoardReader
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I see where the Ukraine lost dolphins, but not Russia.





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GEAUXT
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What a wonderful article





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olgoi khorkhoi
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even these guys must agree that it's ok to catch these monsters in our tuna nets.







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