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TheCaterpillar
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How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?

He's on a full speed sprint and you are standing still and you both have standard football pads on.

Consider the possibility of death or serious injury...

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(this was just asked of me at work, I said 10k but I am rethinking that)
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Moustache
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
I'd probably do it for as low as 5-10k. just brace your abdomen and take the fall. It'll hurt like hell, but I've been in car wrecks worse than that.
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TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
If I could try and run away to take away some of the pain, I would do it for not much. But standing still? OUCH.


SPEEDY
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
I would easily do it for $10k
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TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
I just honestly think I would have spinal fractures and at the very least cracked ribs and sprained neck.

That guy is a freight train.


WicKed WayZ
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
The whiplash would be the major hurt factor, standing still? Geez


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WicKed WayZ
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
Dude you have pads on, you're not gonna die

It's gonna hurt because you're standing still but spinal fractures? Come the frick on


hendersonshands
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
Do I have to use my winnings to pay for the medical bills? Also, can I be drunk?


alabamabuckeye
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
About tree fitty

But seriously, I'd do it for a grand.


TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
I love the caveats people think of.

quote:

Do I have to use my winnings to pay for the medical bills?


no, up to you. But Patrick certainly isn't paying for them.

quote:

Also, can I be drunk?


Absofrickinglutely.


memphstigers23
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
quote:

Do I have to use my winnings to pay for the medical bills?
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hendersonshands
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
I'd get a quote from a hospital on potential surgeries and shite. Then add some for pain and suffering. I'd say around 15-20k


TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
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But seriously, I'd do it for a grand.


I think whoever gets hit has a greater than 50% chance of a pretty serious injury such as a spinal fracture or neck issue.

1k aint paying all those bills, that just hits my deductible


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Hazelnut
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
Would I have to pay for my own hospital bill? If so, it'd be higher than 10k


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Baers Foot
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
quote:

I'd get a quote from a hospital on potential surgeries and shite. Then add some for pain and suffering. I'd say around 15-20k


You plan on getting speared in Canada or Norway?


TheDiesel
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
At least put a cowboy collar on the back of your pads to help with the whiplash. Add the rib cage protector that some qb's wear and you should be ok


Flair Chops
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
15k and all medical/funeral costs taken care of


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ForeverLSU02
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
$10k + medical expenses/lost wages


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TheCaterpillar
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
quote:

At least put a cowboy collar on the back of your pads to help with the whiplash. Add the rib cage protector that some qb's wear and you should be ok


Standard pads. None of that hooplah.



Davie Crocket
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re: How much would someone have to pay you to take a hit from P-Willie?
At least 1k


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