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Hugo Stiglitz 
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:17 am to Midget Death Squad)
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can't even spell his own name.
he gets a pass today.
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Midget Death Squad 
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:21 am to Hugo Stiglitz)
fine fine. I'rr pray arong
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Breesus 
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:38 am to Midget Death Squad)
I didnt win best name speller.
Dick.
ETA:
Midget dick.
ETA2:
Midget Dick Squad
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NS Who Dat Nation
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:42 am to Breesus)
Keep it up Breesus. You are killing it.
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Mouth
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:59 am to NS Who Dat Nation)
I'd like to add and accept a new award.
The Leonardo DiCaprio.
To the best poster who should of won an award... but has not.
Thanks.
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liquid rabbit 
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:01 pm to Mouth)
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CocoLoco
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:02 pm to Mouth)
I voted for you, Leo.
No joke though, Leo should've won multiple awards by now. He is the best actor there is right now, IMO.
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Breesus
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:02 pm to Breesus)
Now to wrap up our awards a special celebrity guest, Morgran Freeman:
Mr. Freeman, why do you think you where selected to close out the awards and present this set of classy awards?
Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the rhythmic sound and melodic qualities of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy and the chair is gently creaking as i rock back and forth.
First let me present The Jim Henderson - the award for The Classiest Poster:
There was an rousing runoff in this classy category. This punctual poster definitely deserves a great amount of respect. An unyeilding commitment to take the high rode in any situation. I am proud to announce the 2013 Classiest Poster, our very own bean counter, proud new father -
Tigerinstaugustine
Speaking of Bean counters, once my father let me count an entire sack of beans. It was great fun. I counted all day. One... Two... Three... Four. Oh the joys of child hood seem so far behind me now. I can remember once... when i was just a boy....
me and some friends....
...
We aplogize, but Mr. Freeman has fallen asleep in his chair. He's very old.
Its ok their is someone in our audience who can finish the awards for us. You all know him. He's Brees's predecessor, he led us to our first Playoff win in franchise history, he once threw the ball 30 yards in the wrong direction, he fumbled many times on the goaline, he blew many big leads, but he always has a smile on his face, a real number 2,
Aaron Brooks
"Yeah its an honor to be here. It's one of those feelings you get when you're honored.
First award i am presenting first will be
The Archie- awarded to the Most Underappreciated Poster.
The Archie is gievn to an underappreciated poster and i will present it first. The 2013 Archie goes too:
Brettasarus
People should congratulate you. I think you should be congratulated when you win things. Sometimes when you win things you are congratulated.
The next award i will present next will be
The Buddy D which is presented for Lifetime Achievement to Saints Talk.
We had a close race here. You know sometimes things are close. People dont understand that sometimes the game is close and they shouldnt be so quick to judge me if they dont understand the game.
Anyway, our winner for this year's Buddy D award is:
liquid rabbit
Pardon the interruption as we have a short video presentation surprise for our current presenter:
A special video from Mr. Brooks's past
Mr. Brooks, anything to say?
Brooks: Yeah, at least I'm not this guy:
Let me present the last two awards for the night they go to the same man.
The Payton for the Smartest Poster and The Brees for the best poster both go to
Blueslover.
HOLD ON
We have a special message from our replacement refs:
As previous winners were ineligible, and Blues won both of these last year, but people voted for him anyway, we have no choice but to vacate both awards this year. We cannot come to a conclusive decision based on the nomination votes and so we must rule:
wait for it
Because Blues was ineligible for both awards
Our official decision is:
Everyone gets bees!
To close out the DATTYs, another special celebrity guest:
Thank you for attending this years DATTY ceremony. I hope you enjoyed the show.
On the back of each of your programs is a map to a clue which leads to a treasure. To get their fast enough you will have to steal a car and drive it to an airport where you will hijack a plane.
To get past the security guards at the treasure you must trade faces with John Travolta.
I assume this race will last a whole year. The winner will be announced at next year's ceremony. See yall then.
Here's too a better 2013.
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liquid rabbit
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:07 pm to Breesus)
Oh, that bow is not for your spelling however.
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goatmilker
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:08 pm to Breesus)
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Brettesaurus Rex
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:12 pm to Breesus)
Wow, im honored. thanks dudes
Looking forward to another great year
Props to Goatmilker as well
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Hugo Stiglitz
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:12 pm to Breesus)
Bravo good sir.
Magnificent job.
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BarbeTiger
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:17 pm to Breesus)
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Patrick O Rly
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y u do dis?
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:33 pm to Breesus)
Breesus to Kafka
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Hugo Stiglitz
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:37 pm to Patrick O Rly)
Kafka is upset about getting thrown under the bus this Datty season and has decided to take a break from Saints Talk.
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Mouth
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:42 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
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thrown under the bus this Datty season
how?
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Patrick O Rly
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y u do dis?
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:44 pm to Mouth)
By us refusing to be held hostage when Augustine forget to email him the results. 
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Hugo Stiglitz
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:45 pm to Patrick O Rly)
pretty much.
He's a touchy fricker
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Breesus
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:52 pm to Hugo Stiglitz)
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Kafka is upset about getting thrown under the bus this Datty season and has decided to take a break from Saints Talk.
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Patrick O Rly
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y u do dis?
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:56 pm to Breesus)
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