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Breesus 
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| ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:16 am)
It's time for the awards ceremony we've all been waiting for. Let's put out the fires off last year and bring the 2012 season to an offical close in our hearts.
A special thanks to Kafka for putting the nomination thread up months ago and then never coming back to the board. We couldnt do it without you buddy.
You're just like this board's Winnie the Pooh
Also a special thanks to the bean counters St. Aug and Liquid Rabbit. Without them no one would know who won. And no one else wants to do that meticulously annoying task of sifting through this years nomination and voting threads.
What a great year this has been! Corporate greed, bounty programs, suspensions, fire-crotched Hitlers, Spags failures, Brees's INT's, Ingram's oline butt bumps, Ivory's stiff arm heard round the world, Tom Brady getting close to breaking that record, and the endless and fruitless search for a defense...
Cheer up fellow emo-kids. Cause our Boss is Back.
and his boss is back
and they're talking
and laughing.
and no one is safe from the scowl of our fearless leader.
Let's make this short and sweet and easy. Like, say, firing a defensive coordinator.
Please take you seats, drink your drinks, masticate your meals, and we'll begin.
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goatmilker
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:19 am to Breesus)
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BarbeTiger
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:22 am to Breesus)
My date is looking astonishing
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Bduhon55
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:27 am to BarbeTiger)
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NS Who Dat Nation
New Orleans Saints Fan
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2007
7245 posts
| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:29 am to Breesus)
I'd just like to thank everyone who voted for me. With out your votes i wouldn't have wo.........
Wait, I didnt win shite.
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Breesus
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:32 am to Breesus)
First up let's take care of the non-runoff awards. Most of you know if you won, but lets make it official.
First up, The Colston. For Rookie of the Year.
A man who needs no introduction is here to give out this year's first few awards:
"Great to be here, Saint Talk. Thanks for having me. This year's first award winner is a no-brainer. He sports one of the best avis on the site, a handsome man, in me opinion. Come on down Rookie of The Year 2013,
CocoLoco
Next up, we have the Drunken Bobbby. Given to the funniest poster on Saints Talk. Here to help me present... *sigh*
"Hiya, big guy."
*classic sitcom laughtrack*
This year's funniest poster is the rainbow loving unicorn riding man himself,
PaddyCakes Orly
And this just in, we have a phone in presenter for the Comeback Poster of the Year, Waldo can you hear us?
"yeah i hear you. But you have to speak up."
Waldo, check the receiver, is it upside down?
"Oh Yeah. That's better."
*cheesy laugtrack*
I wrote speech for this. It's from the heart.
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Here:
This year's comeback poster is the one and only:
Sophandros
This post was edited on 3/1 at 1:38 pm
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NS Who Dat Nation
New Orleans Saints Fan
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2007
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:32 am to NS Who Dat Nation)
Well here goes my Friday, No productivity what so ever now.
Wish I had a nice stiff drink instead of this coffee.
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PurpleKnight88 
LSU Fan
Laplace, LA
Member since Jan 2009
364 posts
| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:35 am to NS Who Dat Nation)
Baba Booey, Baba Booey, Howard Stern's penis. Baba Booey
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Patrick O Rly
New Orleans Saints Fan
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:35 am to Breesus)
I did make a video, but I decided instead to just say that I love talking football and slapping dicks with youz guyz. 
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Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:36 am to hg)
A special announcmemnt from the president of the United States:
Uh, HG, and uh other posters from America. Please, uh, be respectful of your fellow posters in this, uh, ceremony. Many people have worked hard to, uh, put this on. I just ask them to remember that, uh, they didnt earn it or, uh, do it themselves.
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goatmilker
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:38 am to Patrick O Rly)
quote:
and slapping dicks with youz guyz
Can't you find someone to write your acceptance speach for you?
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Patrick O Rly
New Orleans Saints Fan
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
25709 posts
| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:38 am to hg)
1) Spend as little time as possible on Saints Talk
2) Complain you weren't nominated for an award
3) ??????
4) Profit
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Brettesaurus Rex
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Member since Dec 2009
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:41 am to Patrick O Rly)
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Patrick O Rly
New Orleans Saints Fan
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
25709 posts
| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:41 am to goatmilker)
I said what I wanted to say.
@Hoodoo Man
I told everyone to set their Tivo's last night.
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hg 
Toledo Fan
Member since Jun 2009
53194 posts
| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:44 am to Patrick O Rly)
Create more copy and paste threads
Add YouTube video I made
???
Profit
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hg
Toledo Fan
Member since Jun 2009
53194 posts
| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:45 am to Patrick O Rly)
I do all my work in the game threads. Enjoy the offseason 
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Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:45 am to Breesus)
Here to present the next group of awards,
A man we all know
A man who helped the Saints win the superbowl,
Gregg "3G" Williams
"Great to be here. I know there are no hard feelings between the Saints fans and myself."
Wait a minute. Do you hear that music King? It's him! The commissioner!
Goodell: You know I'm sorry to interrupt this ceremony, but something big has come to my attention. My neighbors five year old just found a scribbled drawing of a microphone on his wall in crayon implicating Gregg Williams in a scheme to talk at an awards ceremony, using a microphone. As my experts have explained to me, using a noise amplification device in a closed arena can cause hearing loss to some patrons, so I will be forced to ban Gregg Williams from these proceedings. Now i need to make a quick costume change and I'll be back to announce the next group of awards
Wow, this years awards could turn into a Bonafide Slobberknocker
This post was edited on 3/1 at 8:49 am
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Brettesaurus Rex
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| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:47 am to Breesus)
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NS Who Dat Nation
New Orleans Saints Fan
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2007
7245 posts
| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:48 am to Breesus)
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Now i need to make a quick costume change and I'll be back to announce the next group of awards
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Patrick O Rly
New Orleans Saints Fan
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
25709 posts
| re: ***Saint's Talk's Third Annual DATTY AWARDS ceremony (Posted on 3/1/13 at 8:49 am to hg)
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I do all my work in the game threads. Enjoy the offseason
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD NOW!
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