OK guys, listen up: I'm in my 30s, and this is what we older, wiser, more refined gentlemen find to be douchey:
*sunglasses w/ that little string/strap that wraps around your head
*longsleeve button-up polos w/ the collars that button underneath the tips
*shorts that don't reach the knee and therefore show off your unnattractive, white, hairy legs
Exhibit A: Image: http://www.gridironbelles.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/frat-star-MAG1.jpg
Exhibit B: Image: http://jackdonnelly.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/j/a/jackdonnellykhaki_81_edit.jpg
Exhibit C: Image: http://www.justforfishing.com/prodimg/SGCDMCX11.jpg
If I wore any of that ghey-looking shit, my wife and friends would disown me and my co-workers would clown me to death. No originality, no edge. They all look like a bunch of sheepish tools.
EDIT: Crocs? You mean people still wear those? That's the equivalent of driving a minivan.
As for skinny jeans, I don't care what the people of NY or LA are doing, it still looks like shite.
I also agree with the beards/sideburns that are trimmed thin... lamest shite ever
This post was edited on 2/20 at 9:33 am