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tiggerthetooth
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Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag

Compiling a list of what makes you look like a douche bag in honor of the stupid arse gym I attend which has hordes of douche bags in it that think they are the shite and never clean up shit, throw weights all over, have no concern for other people's space, bring their skanky arse girlfriends to watch them workout for 1hr for God only knows what frickin reason , and lastly you keep me from desiring to go to the gym at the hours best suited to spend time in the gym keeping myself healthy.


So here's to you douche bags, this is what makes you a douche bag along with the unwarranted egocentric attitude you have about yourself.



HATS

Anyone wearing a beanie with a "bill" on it = automatic tool.
Image: http://www.sunembroideryscreenprinting.com/images/dt603-beanie-with-brim.jpg


95% of flat bill wearers and most notably the energy drink flat bills that are especially douche

Image: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=20890649


Image: http://www.skifriscosports.com/dynamic/images/%5B20090507190751%5Dhurley%20prediction%20hat.jpg


SHIRTS-as we all know anything affliction related,

Image: http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img3/item/525/322/198/l_2012-new-affliction-men-s-long-sleeved-t-shirt-ea59.jpg


Wife beaters-Don't you dumb arse douche bags know they are called wife beaters for a reason? Just think about a white trash male walking out of his white trash trailer and the only shirt I ever put on said white trash male is a wife beater. Not that there is anything wrong with wearing one underneath....but still.




White trash wife beater.

Image: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxPXTk3wH0WrQY4pFKFsDRmPQKlQ6n91DLBoBp62EriJZ5VoKe


SUNGLASSES-any white sunglasses that look similar to this

Image: http://www.sunglasses-ok2013.com/images/Oakley%20Oil%20Rig%20Sunglasses%20foakleys%20%20(57).jpg



BODY ACCESSORIES (AND/OR ALTERATIONS)

Frosted hair

Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SmU_lxswVLI/AAAAAAAAHbs/HdbaIrVD7TE/s400/douche_bag.jpg


Those shitty shoulder tattoos I see far too often, you just can't the douche bag out of what I see, no way, no how. As an employer there is no way in hell I want to even think about hiring a guy with such a tattoo, and you're a chick and you date a guy with a tattoo like this then please don't ever speak to me and I never want to know you exist.



Image: http://tattooimagesonline.com/Tattoos/Gallery/Full_Body_Tribal_Tattoo_55388.jpg


Earring (s)...

Image: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SmU_x-u6h_I/AAAAAAAAHcU/1r6vy6MsSfA/s400/douchebag2dq2.jpg


Chin strap beards

Image: http://0.tqn.com/d/menshair/1/0/W/A/-/-/07.jpg



Lastly, Body shape.-If you are hugely muscular in your upper body but have tiny legs and run like shite then you're probably a douche bag, because there is no way in hell you are so disproportionately muscular unless of course you care so much about your upper body only, and caring about your upper body that much is a definite douche bag trait.

Please feel free to suggest other things to add to this.

This post was edited on 2/19 at 10:41 pm



REG861
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
jorts


tiggerthetooth
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
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jorts


More white trash category IMO.


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RocketTigerBallz
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
A lot of time was put into this, therefore I shall contribute.

Skinny Jeans.


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laxer17
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
Snapbacks, earrings, and tap out clothing


REG861
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
Those white watches people wear nowadays


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VanRIch
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
Yet another thread about guys critiquing what other guys wear. Who cares.


GRTiger
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
quote:

Snapbacks


What is this?


Sao
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag

Indeed. Not sure I understand the critique other men phenomenon here.


LSU6262
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
tan


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When in Rome
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
Sao I missed your avi


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Bestbank Tiger
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
lol y u mad tho?


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am4titansandlsu
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
well, you just described 90 percent of the population of Florida


tiggerthetooth
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
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Indeed. Not sure I understand the critique other men phenomenon here.


I don't critique. I am saying there is a strong correlation between the articles of clothing presented above AND your character as a bonafide D-bag.


laxer17
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Tiger Ryno
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
I agree with all your points


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southernelite
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
RL Polos
Boat Shoes
Chubbies


nerd guy
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
quote:

quote:
quote:

Snapbacks



What is this?


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Ortho Reb
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
Image: http://tattooimagesonline.com/Tattoos/Gallery/Full_Body_Tribal_Tattoo_55388.jpg


Is so much cooler than

Image: http://www.sunembroideryscreenprinting.com/images/dt603-beanie-with-brim.jpg


If you wear a "beanie" at any point that its not cold as frick or snowing, then you're a complete douche!


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GMoney28
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re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag
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tiggerthetooth


You're a d-bag for making this post. WGAF about what others wear?


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