Compiling a list of what makes you look like a douche bag in honor of the stupid arse gym I attend which has hordes of douche bags in it that think they are the shite and never clean up shit, throw weights all over, have no concern for other people's space, bring their skanky arse girlfriends to watch them workout for 1hr for God only knows what frickin reason , and lastly you keep me from desiring to go to the gym at the hours best suited to spend time in the gym keeping myself healthy.
So here's to you douche bags, this is what makes you a douche bag along with the unwarranted egocentric attitude you have about yourself.
Anyone wearing a beanie with a "bill" on it = automatic tool. Image: http://www.sunembroideryscreenprinting.com/images/dt603-beanie-with-brim.jpg
95% of flat bill wearers and most notably the energy drink flat bills that are especially douche Image: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=20890649 Image: http://www.skifriscosports.com/dynamic/images/%5B20090507190751%5Dhurley%20prediction%20hat.jpg
SHIRTS-as we all know anything affliction related, Image: http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img3/item/525/322/198/l_2012-new-affliction-men-s-long-sleeved-t-shirt-ea59.jpg
Wife beaters-Don't you dumb arse douche bags know they are called wife beaters for a reason? Just think about a white trash male walking out of his white trash trailer and the only shirt I ever put on said white trash male is a wife beater. Not that there is anything wrong with wearing one underneath....but still.
White trash wife beater. Image: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxPXTk3wH0WrQY4pFKFsDRmPQKlQ6n91DLBoBp62EriJZ5VoKe
SUNGLASSES-any white sunglasses that look similar to this Image: http://www.sunglasses-ok2013.com/images/Oakley%20Oil%20Rig%20Sunglasses%20foakleys%20%20(57).jpg
BODY ACCESSORIES (AND/OR ALTERATIONS)
Frosted hair Image: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SmU_lxswVLI/AAAAAAAAHbs/HdbaIrVD7TE/s400/douche_bag.jpg
Those shitty shoulder tattoos I see far too often, you just can't the douche bag out of what I see, no way, no how. As an employer there is no way in hell I want to even think about hiring a guy with such a tattoo, and you're a chick and you date a guy with a tattoo like this then please don't ever speak to me and I never want to know you exist. Image: http://tattooimagesonline.com/Tattoos/Gallery/Full_Body_Tribal_Tattoo_55388.jpg
Earring (s)... Image: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_XU9x8G7khv0/SmU_x-u6h_I/AAAAAAAAHcU/1r6vy6MsSfA/s400/douchebag2dq2.jpg
Chin strap beards Image: http://0.tqn.com/d/menshair/1/0/W/A/-/-/07.jpg
Lastly, Body shape.-If you are hugely muscular in your upper body but have tiny legs and run like shite then you're probably a douche bag, because there is no way in hell you are so disproportionately muscular unless of course you care so much about your upper body only, and caring about your upper body that much is a definite douche bag trait.
Please feel free to suggest other things to add to this.
This post was edited on 2/19 at 10:41 pm