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tetu
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re: If you were stuck in a basement for 10 years with these things for $10 Million


Married with kids
Cell Phone 3 pts
Mayo doctor 3 pts
Garden 2 pts
Kitchen 6 pts
Soap/jacuzzi 3 pts
Library 4 pts
TV 7 points
Pool table 1 pt


If I were single
Garden 2 pts (no rules against growing weed)
Library 4 pts
Kitchen 6 pts
Girl 18 pts

Would really like soap, TV and a doctor but oh well






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castorinho
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re: If you were stuck in a basement for 10 years with these things for $10 Million


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So right off the bat you MUST pick the girl or Barry bonds.


Yup and I'll pay 11 more pts just so it's a girl.






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ChewyDante
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Girl, kitchen, skylight, library.

I really need a few more points though.






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3rdRowTrashTalker
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With the computer you get new components as technology progresses. Is the same true with the 18 year old? If so, I might consider this.

It'd have to be the girl, drugs, library, skylight and pool table.






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oR33Do
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Girl Kitchen and Gym. If XM was 1 point I'd take it over Pool table, but I guess I'll go with the pool table.

As long as the girl works out in gym with me, I'll be good.

Oh and shouldn't the basement come with washer/dryer?






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ChewyDante
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It'd have to be the girl, drugs, library, skylight and pool table.


How are you going to survive with no food?






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Me Bite
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Kitchen, girl, booze, pool table. A dog would be nice, but it would shite in the basement.





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3rdRowTrashTalker
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Regular food isn't included? damn.

I also don't get about the computer. So, computer and internet are separate, and no video games or movies on the computer since they have their own category. So why would anyone take the computer alone then? Shouldn't even be an option. All you could do is play minesweeper or whatever is preloaded.






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ChewyDante
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All you could do is play minesweeper or whatever is preloaded.



Are you telling me you wouldn't be satisfied with minesweeper, solitaire, and virtual chess for 10 years?

I get tired of minesweeper after about 2 games tops.






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reb13
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Girl, kitchen, sky light, mayo clinic doctor.





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3rdRowTrashTalker
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No doubt - I guess I'd split the money and take more stuff then. But again, this is ONLY if the girl works the same way as the computer and I get upgrades every 6 months (after all, it says 18 year old girl... so she has to stay that way and there's only one way that can happen.) No way I'm spending 10 years in a basement with the same girl and I'm also not only beating off for 10 years. That's the deal breaker.

money up front - 7
girl - 18
drugs - 5
full kitchen - 6
Library - 5
computer/internet - 24



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Joe
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If I don't pick hygiene, does this mean the girl doesn't get hygiene items either?

This is need to know information.






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laxer17
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Why would anyone pick the camera? What the he'll ate you going to take pictures of? Or Barry bonds or the gun for that matter





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btwnthehedges91
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Camera to film Barry fricking the girl. Then when you are dying of starvation from lack of food, you use the gun to kill them and then yourself.

DUH






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TheEnglishman
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re: If you were stuck in a basement for 10 years with these things for $10 Million


Girl - 18 points
Kitchen - 6 points
Library - 4 points
Medical team - 2 points

But damn... 10 years is a long mf'n time.

Took out the garden, added Library.



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bagNdrag
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Chick-18
Kitchen-6
Gym-5
Hygiene-3
Doctor-2
Pool Table-1

35 points. I'll talk the $5 million.






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Ostrich
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re: If you were stuck in a basement for 10 years with these things for $10 Million


Girl, Kitchen, puppy





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SlowFlowPro
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bump





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jbgarner2010
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re: If you were stuck in a basement for 10 years with these things for $10 Million


I'll take 5 million. Girl, Kitchen, Puppy, Hygeine products and jacuzzi bathtub, and satellite radio so I can still listen to the football games.





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auyushu
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I'd take the 5 mil and go with the Girl, full kitchen, tv and all channels, all books


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