All right. I'll play fair since I got a good one-liner in earlier.
I was dating a girl going to UL while I was at LSU and I would drive to visit her 75% of the weekends.
Well she was really looking forward towards seeing me one weekend in particular. I went get a dozen roses and drove to Laffy a little earlier than planned. I drove into her apartment complex and called her from my cell to tell her I wouldn't be able to make it to visit her.
While she was on the phone getting upset I knocked on her door with the flowers behind my back. She told me to hold on that she had to answer the door. When she opened the door I showed her the flowers and she gave me the biggest hug ever. I eventually married her.
Another time she had a stranger bang on her door for at least 20 minutes. She called me scared to death. I drove from New Iberia to her apartment in 20 minutes. Spent the night "making love". Guess the thought of dying made her hot.
Eventually divorced her.
This post was edited on 2/2 at 10:02 pm