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The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread



There once was a doucebag named Duncan
As a writer was continually flunkin'
He peeked at draft picks
They were really Favre pics
So now with GW he's bunkin'








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Chad504boy
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread


jeffduncan eats dick for breakfast.





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kclsufan
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quote:

jeffduncan eats dick for breakfast.

Form of a limerick please.



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Chad504boy
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread


jeffduncan eats a limerick dick for lunch.





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ffhouston
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread


jeffduncan eats a limerick dick for lunch.
On dicks he likes to munch.
He has a Twitter pic
With a curious looking tick
Adorning a face I'd like to punch!






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ClientNumber9
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread


There once was a writer named Jeff
Whose audience he perceived as deaf
The hometown team
He would too often ream
To hide the cock on his breath






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Fox Mulder
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jeff duncan sucks the most
jay glazer just beats him
and jeff shamefully retweets them
so no one will think hes a ghost


that sucks






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navy
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread


Pick on douche Duncan in the off-season
Because big homer who-dats need a reason
To take time out for a spell
from obsessing with Goodell
Like most fans, there is no pleasin'








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goatmilker
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There once was a writer who bitches
wrote a book "from bags to riches"
but soon all we could think
and all we could say
turncoat writers soon get stiches!









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CptRusty
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread


Jazzy Jeff Duncan, you nebulous fool
With lies and slander, the NFL's tool
you spread hate and rumors
like cancerous tumors
When you see Rogers cock you drool


You and G-Dub, the bestest of friends
Plotting and sneaking, to your own twisted ends
Denial and feined outrage, your act of the day
How could your pal have lead you astray?
Only now do you see, thanks to Joe Vitt
Coach Sean Payton aint nuttin to frick wit






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kclsufan
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There once was a writer named Jeff
WHo wrote like he was on meth
When Goodell came to town
You could hear slurping sounds
Now don't you wish you were deaf?






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notiger1997
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Holy shite these are awesome!

I really hope he is reading this stuff.






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Sir Saint
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Jeff Duncan has a mission to troll
It's his one and only goal
But when he speaks
His breath sure reeks
From eating Pamphilon's a-hole.






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liquid rabbit
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread


There once was a dingbat named Duncan
Whose writing was that of a drunken
He pissed off Sean Payton
And left Saints Talk a-hatin'
And now his career is just sunken







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Melvin
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Jeff Duncan blows
That is all






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HeauxBeaux
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There once was a man from Kentucky
Came to NOLA in hopes to get lucky
He sucked the wrong dick
When the Saints went to pick
Now the cum on his chin is just yucky






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