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kclsufan
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The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread

There once was a doucebag named Duncan
As a writer was continually flunkin'
He peeked at draft picks
They were really Favre pics
So now with GW he's bunkin'




Chad504boy
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
jeffduncan eats dick for breakfast.


kclsufan
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
quote:

jeffduncan eats dick for breakfast.

Form of a limerick please.
Image: http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/07/26/tv/web_photos/26.1T076.trebekc--300x300.jpg
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Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
jeffduncan eats a limerick dick for lunch.


ffhouston
LSU Fan
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Member since Sep 2007
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
jeffduncan eats a limerick dick for lunch.
On dicks he likes to munch.
He has a Twitter pic
With a curious looking tick
Adorning a face I'd like to punch!


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ClientNumber9
LSU Fan
Spokane, WA
Member since Feb 2009
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
There once was a writer named Jeff
Whose audience he perceived as deaf
The hometown team
He would too often ream
To hide the cock on his breath


Fox Mulder
Tulane Fan
Austin, TX
Member since Dec 2010
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
jeff duncan sucks the most
jay glazer just beats him
and jeff shamefully retweets them
so no one will think hes a ghost


that sucks


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navy
Navy Fan
Bannedeville, SC
Member since Sep 2010
8693 posts

re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
Pick on douche Duncan in the off-season
Because big homer who-dats need a reason
To take time out for a spell
from obsessing with Goodell
Like most fans, there is no pleasin'




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goatmilker
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Member since Feb 2009
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
There once was a writer who bitches
wrote a book "from bags to riches"
but soon all we could think
and all we could say
turncoat writers soon get stiches!


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CptRusty
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Aug 2011
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
Jazzy Jeff Duncan, you nebulous fool
With lies and slander, the NFL's tool
you spread hate and rumors
like cancerous tumors
When you see Rogers cock you drool


You and G-Dub, the bestest of friends
Plotting and sneaking, to your own twisted ends
Denial and feined outrage, your act of the day
How could your pal have lead you astray?
Only now do you see, thanks to Joe Vitt
Coach Sean Payton aint nuttin to frick wit


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kclsufan
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re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
There once was a writer named Jeff
WHo wrote like he was on meth
When Goodell came to town
You could hear slurping sounds
Now don't you wish you were deaf?


notiger1997
Member since May 2009
26049 posts

re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
Holy shite these are awesome!

I really hope he is reading this stuff.


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Sir Saint
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Member since Jun 2010
5091 posts

re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
Jeff Duncan has a mission to troll
It's his one and only goal
But when he speaks
His breath sure reeks
From eating Pamphilon's a-hole.


liquid rabbit
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Member since Mar 2006
46510 posts

re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
There once was a dingbat named Duncan
Whose writing was that of a drunken
He pissed off Sean Payton
And left Saints Talk a-hatin'
And now his career is just sunken



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Melvin
New Orleans Saints Fan
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Member since Apr 2011
14613 posts

re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
Jeff Duncan blows
That is all


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HeauxBeaux
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Mar 2008
5340 posts

re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread
There once was a man from Kentucky
Came to NOLA in hopes to get lucky
He sucked the wrong dick
When the Saints went to pick
Now the cum on his chin is just yucky


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