kclsufan New Orleans Saints Fan Show Me Member since Jun 2008 10106 posts
The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread (Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:00 pm)
There once was a doucebag named Duncan As a writer was continually flunkin' He peeked at draft picks They were really Favre pics So now with GW he's bunkin'
ffhouston LSU Fan The Woodlands Member since Sep 2007 1409 posts Online
re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread (Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:17 pm to Chad504boy)
jeffduncan eats a limerick dick for lunch. On dicks he likes to munch. He has a Twitter pic With a curious looking tick Adorning a face I'd like to punch!
navy Navy Fan Bannedeville, LA Member since Sep 2010 3424 posts
re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread (Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:34 pm to ClientNumber9)
Pick on douche Duncan in the off-season Because big homer who-dats need a reason To take time out for a spell from obsessing with Goodell Like most fans, there is no pleasin'
goatmilker New Orleans Saints Fan Proudville USA Member since Feb 2009 9505 posts
re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread (Posted on 1/31/13 at 12:56 pm to kclsufan)
There once was a writer who bitches wrote a book "from bags to riches" but soon all we could think and all we could say turncoat writers soon get stiches!
CptRusty New Orleans Saints Fan Keep Calm and Carry Guns Member since Aug 2011 2617 posts Online
re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread (Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:06 pm to goatmilker)
Jazzy Jeff Duncan, you nebulous fool With lies and slander, the NFL's tool you spread hate and rumors like cancerous tumors When you see Rogers cock you drool
You and G-Dub, the bestest of friends Plotting and sneaking, to your own twisted ends Denial and feined outrage, your act of the day How could your pal have lead you astray? Only now do you see, thanks to Joe Vitt Coach Sean Payton aint nuttin to frick wit
kclsufan New Orleans Saints Fan Show Me Member since Jun 2008 10106 posts
re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread (Posted on 1/31/13 at 1:07 pm to kclsufan)
There once was a writer named Jeff WHo wrote like he was on meth When Goodell came to town You could hear slurping sounds Now don't you wish you were deaf?
liquid rabbit LSU Fan Team Boxtard (emeritus) Member since Mar 2006 33049 posts
re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread (Posted on 1/31/13 at 3:20 pm to Sir Saint)
There once was a dingbat named Duncan Whose writing was that of a drunken He pissed off Sean Payton And left Saints Talk a-hatin' And now his career is just sunken
HeauxBeaux New Orleans Saints Fan New Iberia Member since Mar 2008 4917 posts
re: The JazzyJeff Duncan Limerick Thread (Posted on 1/31/13 at 4:07 pm to kclsufan)
There once was a man from Kentucky Came to NOLA in hopes to get lucky He sucked the wrong dick When the Saints went to pick Now the cum on his chin is just yucky