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The Hater’s Guide To Ray Lewis


http://deadspin.com/5980173/the-haters-guide-to-ray-lewis

seems like a lot of people here will like this article








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DownSouthCrawfish
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the hate is strong with that writer. not healthy





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slinger1317
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re: The Hater’s Guide To Ray Lewis


I think its spot on. Its a pretty intelligent article, so the blind Ray Ray pole smokers may not be able to understand it.





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texastiger38
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There's so much hate in that article I almost thing it's tongue-in-cheek.

There were some pretty funny lines in there too

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You understand that, media? None of you know anything NOW LET ME USE GOD AS A HUMAN SHIELD PEW PEW PEW GOD CAN ABSORB YOUR TRUTH BULLETS.


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A Ravens fan is the kind of fan who loves his team the more everyone else hates it. "It's us against the world!" says the 400-pound a-hole in purple camos. I hate that kind of fan.






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UFownstSECsince1950
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SPEEDY
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Because I live with that every day. You maybe can take a break from it. I don't. I live with it every day of my life and I would rather not talk about it today.




Again with the victim complex. Poor Ray Lewis. Can't you see how it eats at him every single day? How dare you bring up such a painful subject? HE DIDN'T ASK FOR ALL THIS ATTENTION, YOU GUYS. Why don't you just all shut your faceholes and leave the camera on Ray while he dances ...



This is why people fricking loathe Ray Lewis. Ask him about that fateful night in Atlanta, and he'll tell you the media are out to get him. But put a camera near him on the field and he sucks that thing up like it's Earth's last bubble of oxygen. LOOK AT ME CRYING TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM. ARE YOU NOT TOUCHED?







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GeauxAggie972
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I feel sorry that Deadspin actually has to pay this guy





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Srbtiger06
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There's so much hate in that article I almost thing it's tongue-in-cheek.


Its Magary. Everything he writes is like that. The Communist Guide to the Olympics was golden.






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TotesMcGotes
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re: The Hater’s Guide To Ray Lewis


He's probably Deadspin's most well-known writer.





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re: The Hater’s Guide To Ray Lewis


the haters guide to the cfb top 25 towards the end of every summer is usually pretty awesome.





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TotesMcGotes
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He's a funny guy. Writes for a lot of places other than Deadspin. His book is awesome.





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The Sad Banana
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re: The Hater’s Guide To Ray Lewis


That was a decent read...





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Sophandros
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re: The Hater’s Guide To Ray Lewis


I agree with one of the comments after the column: I don't hate Lewis but I love the article.






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PurpleAndGold86
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and every scorekeeper credits you with a tackle if your pinky finger happens to touch the pile, and you're hopped up on Bambi's antlers. Let's not suck Ray-Ray's dick too hard. There are other human beings on the Ravens defense, you know. That a-hole isn't doing it all by himself. Oh, but I'm sure he lent them his God Powerups








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elposter
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re: The Hater’s Guide To Ray Lewis


Cracked a smile when I got to this:

"Ray Lewis's success is proof that God loves all of you. And by "God," I mean Ray Lewis. And by "all of you," I mean Ray Lewis, too."


That article was great for what it was. Entertainment.






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GameUsedTiger
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Best one liner i have heard is ----> Ray Lewis' pregame dance is just shaking the DNA eveidence off





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Kracka
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I think its spot on. Its a pretty intelligent article, so the blind Ray Ray pole smokers may not be able to understand it.


uh yeah...this this this this






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jimithing11
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my new favorite



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