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Yow—that sounds like a crazy arse combination. I 'spose we'll both be smoking in hell sooner than later thanks to our murderous little misses. Mine's been poisoning me with some shite she gets from the Philippines, some voodoo shite in a bottle or something. I can taste it in my drinks but the lying bitch denies all. My loving wife, the conniving little whore.

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Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

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