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Team names don't have to be intimidating. People keep thinking that team names have to be intimidating. I don't get it.

Red Sox - omg socks are gonna kill me.
Lakers - omg a fisherman who enjoys lake activities is gonna kill me.
Heat - omg I'm finna get sunburnt
Spurs - omg that cowboy finna kill me with that shiny thing on his boot.
Celtics - holy sh*t that midget leprechaun bouta kill me with good luck.
Cubs - f*ckin sh*t that cub is so cute but it's bouta kill the sh*t out of me.
Trailblazers - f*ckin pioneers holy crap Oregon trail finna kill me.
Nets - holy cowabunga that rim has a net, I ain't finna play there that's dangerous
Wizards - you're a wizard Harry dont f*ckin kill me ahhhhhhhh
Magic - army of David Blaine's wtf those cards so scary me no happy
Clippers - bad hair day ahhhh
Knickerbocker - those f*ckin pants

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