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RBWilliams8
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48284 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...

I'm so assault life my wife sews a carry handle on the back of all my newborns onsies.


DrTyger
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Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
22116 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life my steak knives have bayonet lugs.


RBWilliams8
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
48284 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life, I refer to my cock-n-balls as "upper and lowers".


007mag
LSU Fan
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
2419 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life my dick has heat shields


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Croacka
UNLV Fan
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
56523 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
ISAL my brief case is an ammo can


NYCAuburn
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TD Platinum Membership
Member since Feb 2011
34331 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.


SenseiBuddy
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InternetBadAssVille
Member since Oct 2005
3819 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
My 5.11 wallet holds 6 Pmags


CP3
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Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
3868 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
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I'm so assault life, I refer to my cock-n-balls as "upper and lowers".





I just need to think of 6 more so I can hit 1k posts


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SW2SCLA
LSU Fan
on the night shift
Member since Feb 2009
20247 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life I named my firstborn child Picatinny


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DrTyger
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Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
22116 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life all my shoulder things go up.


007mag
LSU Fan
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
2419 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life I'm banned in New York.


Croacka
UNLV Fan
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
56523 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
ISAL I had my dick chrome lined with 9:1 twist


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SW2SCLA
LSU Fan
on the night shift
Member since Feb 2009
20247 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
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I'm so assault life I'm banned in New York.





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hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
5098 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life my nuts are staked.


Tesla
LSU Fan
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
678 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so Assault Life my "load" is on back order.


DrTyger
LSU Fan
Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
22116 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life I can reload my semen in 2 seconds.


Cold Pizza
Ohio State Fan
Member since Sep 2011
7639 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault rifle I have a laser sight on my pecker.


RBWilliams8
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
48284 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
quote:

I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.




Isal I make my wife call my condoms shrouds.


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NYCAuburn
Auburn Fan
TD Platinum Membership
Member since Feb 2011
34331 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life I paid $100 for a used one dollar bill.


DrTyger
LSU Fan
Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
22116 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...
I'm so assault life my boxers are mil spec.


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