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RBWilliams8 
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
30461 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:03 pm to JAB528)
I'm so assault life my wife sews a carry handle on the back of all my newborns onsies.
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DrTyger
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
14932 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:08 pm to RBWilliams8)
I'm so assault life my steak knives have bayonet lugs.
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RBWilliams8
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
30461 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:10 pm to DrTyger)
I'm so assault life, I refer to my cock-n-balls as "upper and lowers".
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007mag
LSU Fan
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
1560 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:10 pm to DrTyger)
I'm so assault life my dick has heat shields
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Croacka
UNLV Fan
Denham Sprangs
Member since Dec 2008
37779 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:10 pm to DrTyger)
ISAL my brief case is an ammo can
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NYCAuburn 
Auburn Fan
TD Platinum Membership
Member since Feb 2011
17310 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:11 pm to RBWilliams8)
I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.
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SenseiBuddy
LSU Fan
InternetBadAssVille
Member since Oct 2005
3328 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:11 pm to RBWilliams8)
My 5.11 wallet holds 6 Pmags
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CP3
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
1627 posts
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| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:12 pm to RBWilliams8)
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I'm so assault life, I refer to my cock-n-balls as "upper and lowers".
I just need to think of 6 more so I can hit 1k posts 
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SW2SCLA
LSU Fan
on the night shift
Member since Feb 2009
17663 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:12 pm to Croacka)
I'm so assault life I named my firstborn child Picatinny
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DrTyger
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
14932 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:12 pm to Croacka)
I'm so assault life all my shoulder things go up.
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007mag
LSU Fan
Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
1560 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:14 pm to DrTyger)
I'm so assault life I'm banned in New York.
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Croacka
UNLV Fan
Denham Sprangs
Member since Dec 2008
37779 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:14 pm to DrTyger)
ISAL I had my dick chrome lined with 9:1 twist
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SW2SCLA
LSU Fan
on the night shift
Member since Feb 2009
17663 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:15 pm to 007mag)
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I'm so assault life I'm banned in New York.
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hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
4478 posts
Online
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:15 pm to RBWilliams8)
I'm so assault life my nuts are staked.
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Tesla
LSU Fan
the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
257 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:16 pm to RBWilliams8)
I'm so Assault Life my "load" is on back order.
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DrTyger
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
14932 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:17 pm to hawkster)
I'm so assault life I can reload my semen in 2 seconds.
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Cold Pizza 
Ohio State Fan
Member since Sep 2011
7639 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:17 pm to hawkster)
I'm so assault rifle I have a laser sight on my pecker.
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RBWilliams8
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
30461 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:18 pm to NYCAuburn)
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I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.
Isal I make my wife call my condoms shrouds.
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NYCAuburn
Auburn Fan
TD Platinum Membership
Member since Feb 2011
17310 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:18 pm to DrTyger)
I'm so assault life I paid $100 for a used one dollar bill.
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DrTyger
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
14932 posts
| re: Dude, I'm so assault life... (Posted on 1/19/13 at 10:19 pm to NYCAuburn)
I'm so assault life my boxers are mil spec.
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