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RBWilliams8
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re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life my wife sews a carry handle on the back of all my newborns onsies.





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DrTyger
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Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
19804 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life my steak knives have bayonet lugs.





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RBWilliams8
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Member since Oct 2009
45285 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...




I'm so assault life, I refer to my cock-n-balls as "upper and lowers".






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007mag
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Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
1819 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life my dick has heat shields





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Croacka
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Denham Springs
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re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


ISAL my brief case is an ammo can





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NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
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re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.





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SenseiBuddy
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InternetBadAssVille
Member since Oct 2005
3652 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


My 5.11 wallet holds 6 Pmags





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CP3
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Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
2700 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


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I'm so assault life, I refer to my cock-n-balls as "upper and lowers".





I just need to think of 6 more so I can hit 1k posts






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SW2SCLA
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on the night shift
Member since Feb 2009
19265 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life I named my firstborn child Picatinny





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DrTyger
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Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
19804 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life all my shoulder things go up.





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007mag
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Death Valley, Sec. 408
Member since Dec 2011
1819 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life I'm banned in New York.





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Croacka
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Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
46267 posts
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re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


ISAL I had my dick chrome lined with 9:1 twist





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SW2SCLA
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on the night shift
Member since Feb 2009
19265 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


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I'm so assault life I'm banned in New York.









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hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
4929 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life my nuts are staked.





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Tesla
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the Laurentian Abyss
Member since Dec 2011
575 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so Assault Life my "load" is on back order.





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DrTyger
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Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
19804 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life I can reload my semen in 2 seconds.





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Cold Pizza
Ohio State Fan
Member since Sep 2011
7639 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault rifle I have a laser sight on my pecker.






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RBWilliams8
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
45285 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


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I'm so assault life I use polymer condoms and dgaf.




Isal I make my wife call my condoms shrouds.






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NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
27177 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life I paid $100 for a used one dollar bill.





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DrTyger
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Lake Charles
Member since Oct 2009
19804 posts

re: Dude, I'm so assault life...


I'm so assault life my boxers are mil spec.





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