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Zach 
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| IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 11:41 am)
Most disturbing story is the arrest of Shadonna and Shanice. They were caught stealing tubes of toothpaste from the Family Dollar Store. They were wearing scrubs and explained that they were 'dental workers' but would not tell which dentist they work for.
Don't know about you but my dentist (who is HOT) gets toothpaste for free. Every time I get my teeth cleaned she gives me a little tube of toothpaste, some floss, a tooth brush and a secret decoder ring.
First/Middle Names:
Brendalee .. this was a singer in the 50s.
Wonyae' ..would be weird enough without the comma up.
Cordavien Leejames... Murder "suspect shot the victim twice causing him to die."
Chasittie ..I've seen 6 variations of Chastity. This one is new.
Mandarrien .. a stringed instrument.
Shimontia .. a guy
Ontharian Dailyan .. a newspaper in Canada.
Shaska .. cheap soda pop.
Assiduous... Means 'constant' 'unremitting.'
Graple .. perfect, arrested for fighting.
Lelita Aleta .. Bo Beeta.
Shytierra .. she wears the crown reluctantly.
Shynette .. cheap dishes.
Climeteen .. Would say a misspelled version of Clementine, but it's a guy.
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Ace Midnight
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 11:47 am to Zach)
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This post was edited on 1/19 at 12:02 pm
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TigerTattle
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 11:53 am to Ace Midnight)
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this reads shockingly like an O-T thread.
Oh, geez. Let it be. It's a weekly poli-board staple, a much needed humor detour from more serious issues and arguments.
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Zach
Thanks again. 
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DaGarun 
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 11:56 am to Ace Midnight)
Zach is grandfathered in. IT'S SATURDAY is a PoliTalk tradition, and should never leave 
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Zach
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 11:59 am to Ace Midnight)
Sociology, criminology, a scientific study. Definitely political. And don't think that someday weird names will not be banned by govt. That already exists in some countries.
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Navytiger74
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 12:00 pm to Ace Midnight)
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Don't want to tell you your business, but this reads shockingly like an O-T thread.
This is Zach's thing, homes. He's old and it's a poliboard tradition.
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Ace Midnight
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 12:01 pm to Zach)
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Sociology, criminology, a scientific study. Definitely political. And don't think that someday weird names will not be banned by govt. That already exists in some countries.
I guess I'm not enough of a Poliboard regular to get this tradition.
I withdraw my earlier comment. Enjoy SATURDAY.
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Zach
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 12:02 pm to Ace Midnight)
You too, Ace. BTW, I'm not at OT reader. Same with the soccer board and the hunting board. Now the food board is great!
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Navytiger74
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 12:03 pm to Zach)
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That already exists in some countries.
Germany and the Scandinavian countries. I think that's hilarious.
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Zach
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 12:07 pm to Navytiger74)
I think there was someone in the US recently who wanted to name their kid Adolph Hitler and they ran into some legal issues.
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Navytiger74
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 12:13 pm to Zach)
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I think there was someone in the US recently who wanted to name their kid Adolph Hitler and they ran into some legal issues.
Not surprising, actually. I'm sure you can't name your kid "crumbsnatching little bastard" or "future stripper" for example.
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 12:16 pm to Zach)
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"suspect shot the victim twice causing him to die."
What kind of crappy journalistic trash are you reading??
"suspect shot the victim twice and the bullet caused him to die."
fixed it for them.
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Zach
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"suspect shot the victim twice causing him to die." What kind of crappy journalistic trash are you reading??
Actually the paper was quoting the police report from the cop on the scene.
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 8:41 pm to Zach)
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Cordavien
Rich Cordavien leather ?
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 8:58 pm to Zach)
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Wonyae' ..would be weird enough without the comma up.
'comma up' is that what thy call an apostrophe now?
Does the 'comma up' add anything to the pronunciation -- is it like a glotal stop or something in Ebonics?
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/19/13 at 9:19 pm to Ace Midnight)
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I guess I'm not enough of a Poliboard regular to get this tradition.
I don't post here that often, but I figured it out right away. I enjoy these threads.
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| re: IT'S SATURDAY!!! (Posted on 1/20/13 at 6:42 am to Zach)
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Lelita Aleta .. Bo Beeta.
Shytierra .. she wears the crown reluctantly.
Shynette .. cheap dishes.
Not sure if these were funnier than the rest, or if you just wore me down, but I did chuckle out loud:
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