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dante
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Breaking News!!!!!

Jay Carney, Whitehouse spokesman, just issued the following statement for immediate release.

Upon learning about the fake internet leukemia death of Manti T'eo's girlfriend President Obama has agreed to provide the Center for Disease Control with a grant of $1 Billion to study the prevention of fake internet leukemia.

The President is quoted as saying "If we can save the life of one person the funding will be a success".

ETA: The President was later quoted as saying, "I can relate to Manti because my birth certificate and college records died of fake internet leukemia as well"
This post was edited on 1/17 at 3:54 pm



DvlsAdvocat
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re: Breaking News!!!!!
A swing and a miss.


TheJacer
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DvlsAdvocat


I laughed a little.


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goatmilker
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dr smartass phd
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One thing is for sure, no one will confuse you with Johnny Carson


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Zach
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Don't do humor.


dante
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My wife doesn't laugh at my jokes either.


deltaland
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goatmilker


I can't stop watching that gif


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N.O. via West-Cal
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"A swing and a miss."

I am more than happy to laugh at our president, but I must agree with this assessment. Better to have tried and failed, though, than never to have tried at all.


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PsychTiger
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My wife doesn't laugh at my jokes either.


She must have a good sense of humor.


dante
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Yes...yes she does.


PsychTiger
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More anecdotal evidence that opposites attract.


CamdenTiger
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$1 Billion


Is that all? Whats going on? Did Dr Evil suddenly become president? Hell, last week they were talking about minting Trillion dollar coins.


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dante
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re: Breaking News!!!!!
How about this one;

What did the bartender say to the white Muslim and black Christian?






What can I get you Mr. President?


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NC_Tigah
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quote:

Upon learning about the fake internet leukemia death of Manti T'eo's girlfriend President Obama has agreed to provide the Center for Disease Control with a grant of $1 Billion to study the prevention of fake internet leukemia.


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RockyMtnTigerWDE
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I laughed some. Not terribly bad.


dante
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re: Breaking News!!!!!
My wife just asked me if I knew any of you on this forum. I said no! She said "well you have fake Internet relations just like Manti".


Radiojones
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This joke is begging for a reference to Obama's composite girlfriend.


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junkfunky
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My wife just asked me if I knew any of you on this forum. I said no! She said "well you have fake Internet relations just like Manti".


It was probably funnier when she said it.


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