Now that would have been a legit cause for a boating accident
Was yo-yo'ing and this f$%ker was in a tree and drop into the boat. My BIL jumped out (stupid bastard). I had a pistol, but better sense prevailed. I hit his arse with the boat paddle and it broke leaving me with about a 7inch piece left in my hand. I stunned him so I started stomping his head while pinned with the dip net.
This all occurred in a 12 ft jon boat. Wish someone had it on video. There was some curse words said.