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SabiDojo
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re: First Professional Massage


Yeah. It's just not me. I enjoy the rub too much to care about getting laid.





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ThaKaptin
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re: First Professional Massage


I love the rub too, its just an involuntary reaction. I have always been inconveniently easy to get hard. It takes very little at all to get me at attention. Of course my SO's never complain about it. Less work for them to get the motor running.





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trillhog
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re: First Professional Massage


quote:

I have always been inconveniently easy to get hard. It takes very little at all to get me at attention. Of course my SO's never complain about it. Less work for them to get the motor running


thanks for sharing






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SabiDojo
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Hulkklogan
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re: First Professional Massage


quote:

thanks for sharing


Careful Kaptin



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ThaKaptin
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re: First Professional Massage


quote:

thanks for sharing


Seriously, stay the frick away from me






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Darth_Vader
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re: First Professional Massage


smells like rape in this thread.





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ThaKaptin
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re: First Professional Massage


Suddenly I dont find the OT to be as comfortable of a place as I did 10 minutes ago.





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El Josey Wales
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re: First Professional Massage


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2. Failing that, just tell her it's always that way.






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unbeWEAVEable
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re: First Professional Massage


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My first message I got a bone you could have cut a diamond on. It gets worse if you start thinking about it as it starts to happen.


Same here. They don't give a frick.

You could always wear compression shorts or square cut boxers.






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tigerman03
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Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
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I got my first "professional" massage on my honeymoon in Mexico and was worried about this too.
Turns out repeating "don't get a boner" to yourself does not prevent a massive erection.






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Gugich22
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re: First Professional Massage


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I got my first "professional" massage on my honeymoon in Mexico and was worried about this too. Turns out repeating "don't get a boner" to yourself does not prevent a massive erection.


Hahaha






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FenrirTheBeard
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NOLA
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re: First Professional Massage


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I always get erections when my SO gives me a massage. Literally without fail


I don't even need a massage to stand full salute. That's what worries me (not really) about getting this thing. I'm gonna have a teepee going in no time.






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habz007
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New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
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I've gotten one everytime. It bothers me zero. I'm 100% sure they are used to seeing it. And I think it signals them that they are doing their job right.





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detmut
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take 120 mg of pseudoephedrine 30 to 60 minutes beforehand





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