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SabiDojo
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re: First Professional Massage

Yeah. It's just not me. I enjoy the rub too much to care about getting laid.


ThaKaptin
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Member since Nov 2010
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re: First Professional Massage
I love the rub too, its just an involuntary reaction. I have always been inconveniently easy to get hard. It takes very little at all to get me at attention. Of course my SO's never complain about it. Less work for them to get the motor running.


trillhog
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re: First Professional Massage
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I have always been inconveniently easy to get hard. It takes very little at all to get me at attention. Of course my SO's never complain about it. Less work for them to get the motor running


thanks for sharing


SabiDojo
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Hulkklogan
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Gonzales, LA
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re: First Professional Massage
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thanks for sharing


Careful Kaptin
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ThaKaptin
Alabama Fan
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re: First Professional Massage
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thanks for sharing


Seriously, stay the frick away from me


Darth_Vader
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re: First Professional Massage
smells like rape in this thread.


ThaKaptin
Alabama Fan
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re: First Professional Massage
Suddenly I dont find the OT to be as comfortable of a place as I did 10 minutes ago.


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El Josey Wales
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re: First Professional Massage
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2. Failing that, just tell her it's always that way.


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unbeWEAVEable
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Member since Apr 2010
12346 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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My first message I got a bone you could have cut a diamond on. It gets worse if you start thinking about it as it starts to happen.


Same here. They don't give a frick.

You could always wear compression shorts or square cut boxers.


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tigerman03
LSU Fan
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
2603 posts

re: First Professional Massage
I got my first "professional" massage on my honeymoon in Mexico and was worried about this too.
Turns out repeating "don't get a boner" to yourself does not prevent a massive erection.


Gugich22
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Who Dat Nation
Member since Jan 2006
25673 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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I got my first "professional" massage on my honeymoon in Mexico and was worried about this too. Turns out repeating "don't get a boner" to yourself does not prevent a massive erection.


Hahaha


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FenrirTheBeard
New Orleans Saints Fan
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
3647 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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I always get erections when my SO gives me a massage. Literally without fail


I don't even need a massage to stand full salute. That's what worries me (not really) about getting this thing. I'm gonna have a teepee going in no time.


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habz007
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
1323 posts

re: First Professional Massage
I've gotten one everytime. It bothers me zero. I'm 100% sure they are used to seeing it. And I think it signals them that they are doing their job right.


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detmut
Georgetown Fan
Jesuit 81 Metairie
Member since Sep 2011
2055 posts

re: First Professional Massage
take 120 mg of pseudoephedrine 30 to 60 minutes beforehand


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