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yankeeundercover Syracuse Fan HMWHC® (via DC) Member since Jan 2010 28542 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:16 pm to FenrirTheBeard) Let your flag fly...
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SpicyStacy New Orleans Saints Fan Choirboys garage Member since Aug 2010 11035 posts Online	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:17 pm to FenrirTheBeard) quote: My girlfriend got me my first professional massage for Christmas. The woman giving me the massage is young and moderately attractive. I've yet to get it, but I need some help. I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection? I'm sure it's a common occurrence, but what is proper etiquette? ask her to help you get that poison out of your body? Tell her youll make sure to tip extra
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tigerjunior LSU Fan crowley, la Member since Aug 2009 760 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:25 pm to FenrirTheBeard) I always go by this motto, if she wakes him up, she puts him to sleep
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Hulkklogan LSU Fan At home Member since Oct 2010 27160 posts Online	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:33 pm to YMCA) quote: Rub and Tug Map How would one use this.. go to the parlor and say "uh.. I saw on a website that you give happy endings... I'd like one.. uhh hueehuehuehue"
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theunknownknight LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Sep 2005 22582 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:33 pm to tigerjunior) This thread has me rolling
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theunknownknight LSU Fan Baton Rouge Member since Sep 2005 22582 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:34 pm to Hulkklogan) quote: How would one use this.. go to the parlor and say "uh.. I saw on a website that you give happy endings... I'd like one.. uhh hueehuehuehue" Pretty sure if you walk into one of those places...you'll know Just asked them if they are licensed when you walk in the door.
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777Tiger LSU Fan Member since Mar 2011 6340 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:37 pm to theunknownknight) Usually get mine in SA, so it's expected for you to get a boner so that they can finish their job.
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Stuttgart Tiger LSU Fan Branson, MO Member since Jan 2006 10643 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:44 pm to FenrirTheBeard) quote: my inevitable erection Excellent sig quote material right there.
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Godfather1 LSU Fan Home Sweet Home SE Louisiana Member since Oct 2006 26626 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 3:50 pm to FenrirTheBeard) 2 options: 1. Think about baseball and old nuns. 2. Failing that, just tell her it's always that way.
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Gorilla Ball LSU Fan Red Stick Member since Feb 2006 1739 posts Online	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 4:33 pm to Godfather1) My first message yrs ago after laying on my stomach and i turn over it was a like a circus tent - nothing happened mush to my dismay - the place was a 5 star resort in mexico. I was a little inxperienced in the message dept when i told my wife and buddies about - they suggested to rub one out before or wear some tight underwear to keep the old boy down. I need more game - chicks like dudes with game. This post was edited on 1/11 at 4:41 pm
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trillhog Elite Membership Member since Jul 2011 14558 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 4:38 pm to FenrirTheBeard) i know what i'd do
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OldSouth LSU Fan Folsom, LA Member since Oct 2011 4729 posts Online	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 4:44 pm to trillhog) quote: i know what i'd do Rape yourself?
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Hulkklogan LSU Fan At home Member since Oct 2010 27160 posts Online	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 4:57 pm to trillhog) Rape the masseuse?
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Gorilla Ball LSU Fan Red Stick Member since Feb 2006 1739 posts Online	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 4:59 pm to Hulkklogan) rape something as long as it got a hole with a lttle hair around it.
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shutterspeed Southern Miss Fan So. Miss. by way of Baton Rouge Member since May 2007 27227 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:00 pm to FenrirTheBeard) I think an older masseuse peeked down my drawers one time.
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trillhog Elite Membership Member since Jul 2011 14558 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:05 pm to shutterspeed) quote: I think an older masseuse peeked down my drawers one time.
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ThaKaptin Alabama Fan The Sultan of Swag Member since Nov 2010 16152 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:07 pm to trillhog) I really think we should start a petition to have a admin change your name to RapeHog. It just needs to happen.
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SabiDojo South Alabama Fan Open to any suggestions Member since Nov 2010 11349 posts Online	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:09 pm to FenrirTheBeard) I've never gotten an erection from a massage.
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SabiDojo South Alabama Fan Open to any suggestions Member since Nov 2010 11349 posts Online	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:09 pm to FenrirTheBeard) Double post. Sorry. This post was edited on 1/11 at 5:11 pm
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ThaKaptin Alabama Fan The Sultan of Swag Member since Nov 2010 16152 posts	re: First Professional Massage (Posted on 1/11/13 at 5:11 pm to SabiDojo) I always get erections when my SO gives me a massage. Literally without fail.
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