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yankeeundercover
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re: First Professional Massage

Let your flag fly...


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SpicyStacy
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12814 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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My girlfriend got me my first professional massage for Christmas. The woman giving me the massage is young and moderately attractive. I've yet to get it, but I need some help. I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection? I'm sure it's a common occurrence, but what is proper etiquette?


ask her to help you get that poison out of your body? Tell her youll make sure to tip extra


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tigerjunior
LSU Fan
crowley, la
Member since Aug 2009
1393 posts

re: First Professional Massage
I always go by this motto, if she wakes him up, she puts him to sleep


Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Gonzales, LA
Member since Oct 2010
31236 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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Rub and Tug Map


How would one use this.. go to the parlor and say "uh.. I saw on a website that you give happy endings... I'd like one.. uhh hueehuehuehue"


theunknownknight
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
29361 posts

re: First Professional Massage
This thread has me rolling


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theunknownknight
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Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
29361 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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How would one use this.. go to the parlor and say "uh.. I saw on a website that you give happy endings... I'd like one.. uhh hueehuehuehue"


Pretty sure if you walk into one of those places...you'll know

Just asked them if they are licensed when you walk in the door.


777Tiger
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2011
16357 posts

re: First Professional Massage
Usually get mine in SA, so it's expected for you to get a boner so that they can finish their job.


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Stuttgart Tiger
LSU Fan
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
11891 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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my inevitable erection


Excellent sig quote material right there.


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Godfather1
Army Fan
SE Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
33945 posts

re: First Professional Massage
2 options:

1. Think about baseball and old nuns.

2. Failing that, just tell her it's always that way.


Gorilla Ball
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2006
2923 posts

re: First Professional Massage
My first message yrs ago after laying on my stomach and i turn over it was a like a circus tent - nothing happened mush to my dismay - the place was a 5 star resort in mexico. I was a little inxperienced in the message dept when i told my wife and buddies about - they suggested to rub one out before or wear some tight underwear to keep the old boy down. I need more game - chicks like dudes with game.
This post was edited on 1/11 at 4:41 pm


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trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
18772 posts

re: First Professional Massage
i know what i'd do


OldSouth
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Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
8353 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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i know what i'd do


Rape yourself?


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Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Gonzales, LA
Member since Oct 2010
31236 posts

re: First Professional Massage
Rape the masseuse?


Gorilla Ball
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2006
2923 posts

re: First Professional Massage
rape something as long as it got a hole with a lttle hair around it.


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shutterspeed
Southern Miss Fan
TX
Member since May 2007
36133 posts

re: First Professional Massage
I think an older masseuse peeked down my drawers one time.


trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
18772 posts

re: First Professional Massage
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I think an older masseuse peeked down my drawers one time.




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ThaKaptin
Alabama Fan
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
20233 posts

re: First Professional Massage
I really think we should start a petition to have a admin change your name to RapeHog.

It just needs to happen.


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SabiDojo
South Alabama Fan
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
47602 posts
Online

re: First Professional Massage
I've never gotten an erection from a massage.


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SabiDojo
South Alabama Fan
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
47602 posts
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re: First Professional Massage
Double post. Sorry.
This post was edited on 1/11 at 5:11 pm


ThaKaptin
Alabama Fan
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
20233 posts

re: First Professional Massage
I always get erections when my SO gives me a massage. Literally without fail.


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