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yankeeundercover
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re: First Professional Massage


Let your flag fly...





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SpicyStacy
New Orleans Saints Fan
stout's fave
Member since Aug 2010
12771 posts

re: First Professional Massage


quote:

My girlfriend got me my first professional massage for Christmas. The woman giving me the massage is young and moderately attractive. I've yet to get it, but I need some help. I tend to get "primed" easily when getting rubbed down and my question is: How do I deal with my inevitable erection? I'm sure it's a common occurrence, but what is proper etiquette?


ask her to help you get that poison out of your body? Tell her youll make sure to tip extra






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tigerjunior
LSU Fan
crowley, la
Member since Aug 2009
1194 posts

re: First Professional Massage


I always go by this motto, if she wakes him up, she puts him to sleep





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Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Gonzales, LA
Member since Oct 2010
30411 posts

re: First Professional Massage


quote:

Rub and Tug Map


How would one use this.. go to the parlor and say "uh.. I saw on a website that you give happy endings... I'd like one.. uhh hueehuehuehue"






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theunknownknight
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Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
26856 posts

re: First Professional Massage


This thread has me rolling





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theunknownknight
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Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
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re: First Professional Massage


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How would one use this.. go to the parlor and say "uh.. I saw on a website that you give happy endings... I'd like one.. uhh hueehuehuehue"


Pretty sure if you walk into one of those places...you'll know

Just asked them if they are licensed when you walk in the door.






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777Tiger
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Member since Mar 2011
10301 posts

re: First Professional Massage


Usually get mine in SA, so it's expected for you to get a boner so that they can finish their job.





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Stuttgart Tiger
LSU Fan
Branson, MO
Member since Jan 2006
11440 posts

re: First Professional Massage


quote:

my inevitable erection


Excellent sig quote material right there.






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Godfather1
Army Fan
SE Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
31298 posts

re: First Professional Massage


2 options:

1. Think about baseball and old nuns.

2. Failing that, just tell her it's always that way.






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Gorilla Ball
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2006
2348 posts

re: First Professional Massage


My first message yrs ago after laying on my stomach and i turn over it was a like a circus tent - nothing happened mush to my dismay - the place was a 5 star resort in mexico. I was a little inxperienced in the message dept when i told my wife and buddies about - they suggested to rub one out before or wear some tight underwear to keep the old boy down. I need more game - chicks like dudes with game.


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trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
18699 posts

re: First Professional Massage


i know what i'd do





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OldSouth
LSU Fan
Folsom, LA
Member since Oct 2011
8318 posts

re: First Professional Massage


quote:

i know what i'd do


Rape yourself?






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Hulkklogan
LSU Fan
Gonzales, LA
Member since Oct 2010
30411 posts

re: First Professional Massage


Rape the masseuse?





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Gorilla Ball
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2006
2348 posts

re: First Professional Massage


rape something as long as it got a hole with a lttle hair around it.





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shutterspeed
Southern Miss Fan
Da Sipp
Member since May 2007
33731 posts

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I think an older masseuse peeked down my drawers one time.





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trillhog
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Member since Jul 2011
18699 posts

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quote:

I think an older masseuse peeked down my drawers one time.








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ThaKaptin
Alabama Fan
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
20076 posts

re: First Professional Massage


I really think we should start a petition to have a admin change your name to RapeHog.

It just needs to happen.






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SabiDojo
South Alabama Fan
Open to any suggestions
Member since Nov 2010
32307 posts
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re: First Professional Massage


I've never gotten an erection from a massage.





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SabiDojo
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Double post. Sorry.


This post was edited on 1/11 at 5:11 pm


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ThaKaptin
Alabama Fan
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Member since Nov 2010
20076 posts

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I always get erections when my SO gives me a massage. Literally without fail.





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