Hoe =/= ho
If you want to date a ho, you have to keep it exciting. I did for 6 months. She wanted it 7 or 8 times a day, which was a bit much. I was banging her on the balcony, at parties, in Dillard's, just basically all over. We had an agreement that if she cheated on me, I would bang her roommate and one of her friends. They both wanted the pipe pretty badly, and would watch us go at it in the living room.
I ended up getting tired of banging her that much after 6 months so I decided to break it off. The night I was going to, she stabbed me in the leg with a dart a couple of times so it was easy. She was very bi-polar and stupid. She even asked, "Why are you breaking up with me?" right after I did.