I call it EDM, and I put everything on a single sliding scale.
On the left end of the scale, we have "trancy". On the right end of the scale we have "dancy". Think Enya vs. straight up thumping beats.
It's an oversimplified model, sure, but it (a) rhymes and (b) it's better than wanting to gouge my eyes out with a spoon while listening to some 19 year old kid try to impress the cute 17 year old candy raver girl who won't bang him by opining that [DJ X's] latest album is way more jungle than drum n bass.
I'd rather just assume the cute candy raver girl is 18 and sneak her back to the coat room for some unprotected sex.
This post was edited on 1/9 at 12:04 am