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Meursault
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re: Worst songs for a stripper

Only In Dreams - Weezer


kingbob
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
"In the arms of the angels"


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beezylsu
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
John Michael Carroll - Alyssa Lies

This would be cringe-worthy as a patron, although I'm sure a good deal of these strippers can identify with this song.


yurintroubl
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Member since Apr 2008
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
"How much is that doggie in the window"


ETA:
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John Michael Carroll - Alyssa Lies

I've been laughing for about 10 minutes now.
This post was edited on 1/8 at 6:35 pm


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alajones
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
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John Michael Carroll - Alyssa Lies

This would be cringe-worthy as a patron, although I'm sure a good deal of these strippers can identify with this song.
Dude, holy shite.


yurintroubl
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Member since Apr 2008
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
The Star Wars theme song could pose a challenge.


legba
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
"Blood On The Dance Floor"--Jacko


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shuke33
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
Raining Blood by Slayer


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AmosMosesAndTwins
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
Star Spangled Banner


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Richard Castle
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Member since Nov 2012
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
quote:

Dude looks like a lady - Aerosmith



This


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Jester
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Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
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John Michael Carroll - Alyssa Lies


Is that a serious song? Horrible is an understatement.


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REB BEER
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Member since Dec 2010
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
No shit, I once saw a black stripper at the Kongo Klub in Mitchell, SD strip to 3 Christmas carols in a row.

If I remember correctly, they were:
Here Comes Santa Claus
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
and
Jingle Bells


Jester
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Baton Rouge
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
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I once saw a black stripper at the Kongo Klub in Mitchell, SD strip to 3 Christmas carols in a row.


At least it wasn't a cracker with no rhythm.


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BRTIIGER58
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Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
470 posts

re: Worst songs for a stripper
Havin' my Baby - Paul Anka

Boy named Sue - Johnny Cash

The Theme from "Jaws"
This post was edited on 1/10 at 5:18 pm


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CtotheVrzrbck
Arkansas Fan
Tulsey Town
Member since Dec 2007
26190 posts

re: Worst songs for a stripper
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Tears In Heaven - Eric Clapton


yes! to remind her of her abortions.


ETA: anything by 'that 1 guy' would throw em off their game.
This post was edited on 1/10 at 5:22 pm


yurintroubl
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Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
Anything by Zamfir.


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Nativebullet
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Santo Domingo
Member since Feb 2011
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re: Worst songs for a stripper
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Yellow Submarine - The Beatles.


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